"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Johnny Bravo Pickup Lines

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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ShizamDaMan

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Johnny Bravo was one of those rare shows that just got better as it got older.

Seriously, whoever thought of a show where a muscle bound meathead tries to pickup chicks, geared towards kids was a genius.
 

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Haha that guys an inspiration, gets shot down and the crap beaten out of him by hundreds of women.. and never thinks about giving up.
 

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Off-topic:
ShizamDaMan said:
"How long have you known women? They’re all *****s. Except our mothers." -Tucker Max
Napoleon said that long before Tucker.
 

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Taviii said:
Off-topic:

Napoleon said that long before Tucker.
Napoleon Bonaparte? The guy who single handedly tried to take over Europe?

You'd think he had more important things to think about during his lifetime :)
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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The sheer amount of stuff some people have managed to do in their lives sickens me!

*goes back to playing his xbox*
 
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