"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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"Anyone who isn't a liberal by age 18 has no heart, anyone who isn't a conservative by age 30 has no brain"

Winston Churchill
Fire and brimstone is headed your way. Don't say I didn't warn you.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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My America is tolerant of different beliefs. I have been targeted because I am conservative and some people have too much hate in their hearts. Good thing I'm not a girlie man.

BTW I like riling people up. I think it's hilarious. 4 years from now, no matter who wins, I still be far ahead of 99% of people due to my hard working conservative values. And I'll still be independent.
 

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Man I'll be glad when this election's over.
 
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