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I don't know if you know who this guy is:
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Perhaps you may remember him better when he looked like this:
http://www.liparycollectibles.com/artworks/montana-lithc.jpg
If you still don't know, this is Joe Montana, the greatest quarterback of all time. He played for the San Francisco 49ers from 1979 to 1992.
He's not the most attractive man ever. He's not the tallest man ever. He's not the strongest man ever. His arm strength was not great. His mobility was not great. But he was the greatest of all time. Why? He had a great attitude. He was known as "Joe Cool", because he never panicked. If there was an opening, no matter how small in the defense, he would find a way to exploit it. He went into every game thinking that it was the most important game of his life.
Now many of you are probably thinking: "dude this is a HS forum, if you want to talk about the 49ers go to ESPN.com or something".
Having Joe Montana as quarterback is awfully similar to having you as yourself picking up on a girl. You're not the cutest. You don't have the best body. You don't dress as good as everybody else. But you get girls. Why? Because you are cool, calm, relaxed, happy, and confident.
Why wouldn't you be? Joe Montana beat teams that was "out of his league". Why can't you pick up a cute girl who people say is "out of your league"?
Relaxed, cool, happy, confident. Girls DROOL over these qualities. And if you have these AND make them feel good? You'll always be an MVP with them!
Let's focus on you. What can you do to pick up women better? Have a better attitude. I see ugly guys get more women than me all the time. It's how you make them feel and it's how you portray yourself.
Girls always think about what that guy is like. Is he uptight? Nervous? Obnoxious? Lazy? Or is he cool? Happy? Relaxed?
If you were a girl, which one would you go out with? Which one would you rather spend time with? Which one would you rather show off to your friends?
You see how these qualities turn you from b*tch into bull? From a weakling to a master? From a rookie to a pro? From a bullheaded loudmouth to a cool guy?
Girls like it when you're cool. (Cool as in relaxed, not as in being popular). It makes them think of you being more attractive than you are. You are a mystery. They want to figure you out. You are pleasureable. You are fun. You are confident. You are a good man.
You are Joe Cool.
http://www.imgspeakers.com/dbimages/Montana_Joe.jpg
Perhaps you may remember him better when he looked like this:
http://www.liparycollectibles.com/artworks/montana-lithc.jpg
If you still don't know, this is Joe Montana, the greatest quarterback of all time. He played for the San Francisco 49ers from 1979 to 1992.
He's not the most attractive man ever. He's not the tallest man ever. He's not the strongest man ever. His arm strength was not great. His mobility was not great. But he was the greatest of all time. Why? He had a great attitude. He was known as "Joe Cool", because he never panicked. If there was an opening, no matter how small in the defense, he would find a way to exploit it. He went into every game thinking that it was the most important game of his life.
Now many of you are probably thinking: "dude this is a HS forum, if you want to talk about the 49ers go to ESPN.com or something".
Having Joe Montana as quarterback is awfully similar to having you as yourself picking up on a girl. You're not the cutest. You don't have the best body. You don't dress as good as everybody else. But you get girls. Why? Because you are cool, calm, relaxed, happy, and confident.
Why wouldn't you be? Joe Montana beat teams that was "out of his league". Why can't you pick up a cute girl who people say is "out of your league"?
Relaxed, cool, happy, confident. Girls DROOL over these qualities. And if you have these AND make them feel good? You'll always be an MVP with them!
Let's focus on you. What can you do to pick up women better? Have a better attitude. I see ugly guys get more women than me all the time. It's how you make them feel and it's how you portray yourself.
Girls always think about what that guy is like. Is he uptight? Nervous? Obnoxious? Lazy? Or is he cool? Happy? Relaxed?
If you were a girl, which one would you go out with? Which one would you rather spend time with? Which one would you rather show off to your friends?
You see how these qualities turn you from b*tch into bull? From a weakling to a master? From a rookie to a pro? From a bullheaded loudmouth to a cool guy?
Girls like it when you're cool. (Cool as in relaxed, not as in being popular). It makes them think of you being more attractive than you are. You are a mystery. They want to figure you out. You are pleasureable. You are fun. You are confident. You are a good man.
You are Joe Cool.
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