"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Bluesteak

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Im going in for my pre employment physical/ drug test tomorrow and was wondering if they make you get naked before you piss in a cup because im using fake piss(not my friends, actual fake urine) because i smoked some weed recently, and if I get naked the doc will see my stash, aka the bottle of fake piss duck taped to my gooch. Anyone have tips or suggestions?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Aragon034

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yeah, get a new brain.

jesus, FAKE urine? What you think they aren't going to TEST it and see that!?!

"Hmmm this guy pisses apple juice, he could make a fortune bottling it!"

There's so many things wrong with this train of thought, it wasn't derailed, it never made it on the track!
 

WhitePimp

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Yes, you need to strip down to bare-ass to pee in a cup. Better hide that sh!t up your ass or something!!
 

BlakeW5

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WOW!

Have you never had a drug test before? For starters, no they don't make you strip naked. Everytime I've took one they made me empty my pockets before I went to the bathroom and I wasn't allowed to flush the toilet afterwards (if you have more than the cup will hold LOL). Second, they'll know if you use fake urine. For that matter , what in the hell is this fake urine made of? All in all, a very bad idea.

Better idea would be a get a friend to piss in a cup for you. Put it in a condom, tie it up, and hide it somewhere on your body where it will get and stay warm. If you bring them a cold cup of pee they'll know. Then again best thing to do would be not doing drugs when you're hunting for a job.

If all you did was smoke weed, just drink a sh*t-ton of water, starting now, to help flush it out of your system (or at least dilute it). I highly doubt the logic behind it works, but that's what everyone I know that smokes weed does. My gf's bestfriend took a drug test the other day and she had smoked two days before (they sprung the test on her last minute). She drank GALLONS of water up until the test and passed no problem (it surprised the hell out of me).

So if you intend to cheat the test, either try that method or score some pee off a clean buddy. You may fail but it's better than failing AND looking like an idiot after you try to use fake urine
 
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