"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Bluesteak

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Im going in for my pre employment physical/ drug test tomorrow and was wondering if they make you get naked before you piss in a cup because im using fake piss(not my friends, actual fake urine) because i smoked some weed recently, and if I get naked the doc will see my stash, aka the bottle of fake piss duck taped to my gooch. Anyone have tips or suggestions?
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Aragon034

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yeah, get a new brain.

jesus, FAKE urine? What you think they aren't going to TEST it and see that!?!

"Hmmm this guy pisses apple juice, he could make a fortune bottling it!"

There's so many things wrong with this train of thought, it wasn't derailed, it never made it on the track!
 

WhitePimp

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Yes, you need to strip down to bare-ass to pee in a cup. Better hide that sh!t up your ass or something!!
 

BlakeW5

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WOW!

Have you never had a drug test before? For starters, no they don't make you strip naked. Everytime I've took one they made me empty my pockets before I went to the bathroom and I wasn't allowed to flush the toilet afterwards (if you have more than the cup will hold LOL). Second, they'll know if you use fake urine. For that matter , what in the hell is this fake urine made of? All in all, a very bad idea.

Better idea would be a get a friend to piss in a cup for you. Put it in a condom, tie it up, and hide it somewhere on your body where it will get and stay warm. If you bring them a cold cup of pee they'll know. Then again best thing to do would be not doing drugs when you're hunting for a job.

If all you did was smoke weed, just drink a sh*t-ton of water, starting now, to help flush it out of your system (or at least dilute it). I highly doubt the logic behind it works, but that's what everyone I know that smokes weed does. My gf's bestfriend took a drug test the other day and she had smoked two days before (they sprung the test on her last minute). She drank GALLONS of water up until the test and passed no problem (it surprised the hell out of me).

So if you intend to cheat the test, either try that method or score some pee off a clean buddy. You may fail but it's better than failing AND looking like an idiot after you try to use fake urine
 
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