"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Jaycee Dugard is really CUTE!

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Anybody see her adult pictures that just emerged in People magazine?

Its also on the Yahoo frontpage right now. Check it out. Now I feel even worse for her and what happened to her but she looks like shes happy now to be back with her family.

I hope her kidnapper burns in hell.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I'd heard about that messed up kidnapping. Her kidnapper was a Jehovah's Witness who fathered the victim's two kids, and kept them all hidden and sheltered in his back yard. What's really fvcked is that he was married, and his wife stayed with him throughout this whole thing.
 

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Desdinova said:
I'd heard about that messed up kidnapping. Her kidnapper was a Jehovah's Witness who fathered the victim's two kids, and kept them all hidden and sheltered in his back yard. What's really fvcked is that he was married, and his wife stayed with him throughout this whole thing.
His wife is sick too...
 

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I really have to wonder how the hell that worked.

Phil: Hey honey, I kidnapped the neighbor's kid and locked her in the shed. She's a cute little thing, and she's housebroken too! Can I keep her?

Nancy: Only if she says outside and doesn't make too much noise.

Phil: Okay. I also fvcked her three times.

Nancy: That's good. What do you want for supper?


Like really... How in the hell does that work? How can two people be so fvcked in the head as to do something that messed up?
 

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Desdinova said:
I really have to wonder how the hell that worked.

Phil: Hey honey, I kidnapped the neighbor's kid and locked her in the shed. She's a cute little thing, and she's housebroken too! Can I keep her?

Nancy: Only if she says outside and doesn't make too much noise.

Phil: Okay. I also fvcked her three times.

Nancy: That's good. What do you want for supper?


Like really... How in the hell does that work? How can two people be so fvcked in the head as to do something that messed up?
I wouldnt be too surprised if the wife didnt get in on the molestation either.

For a guy that is a known sex offender...18 years for him not to get caught with kids living in a dirty backyard in tents and sheds is a hell of a long time. Blame the dumba$s neighbors and the local police department.

They actually had a chance to catch him in 2006 when the neighbor called 911 to report the kids in the backyard, but the cops came and just stayed inside the house and didn't even bother to check.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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That girl can now make serious coin if she sells her story to a network or get a book deal, at least get something out of this tragedy.

This girl is probably forever scarred from what has happened to her. However I wouldn't be shocked if she finds somebody and gets married in a year or two even though its beyond red flags through the roof with this girl after the hell she's been through.
 

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DJDamage said:
That girl can now make serious coin if she sells her story to a network or get a book deal, at least get something out of this tragedy.

This girl is probably forever scarred from what has happened to her. However I wouldn't be shocked if she finds somebody and gets married in a year or two even though its beyond red flags through the roof with this girl after the hell she's been through.
She already got a nice chunk of change for that photo she sold to People Magazine.

They said she feels that its an appropriate time to do so and she wants to put her face out there for everyone to see now because shes going to have to show it during the trail to convict her kidnapper anyways (which will most likely be televised publicly).
 
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