"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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**** ive got blood in my ****

wildchild

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I just took a **** n wiped my arse and ive noticed ive been ****ting a hell of a lot recently. I found blood on the toilet paper when wiping my ass could that be from the amount of time ive been ****tin the papers hurt my ass?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Red blood isn't much of a problem. Probably hemorrhoids or you're wiping too much.

Dark blood in the shyt is more of a problem, because it indicates that there's a problem further up your intestines. Like polyps or cancer
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Originally posted by Desdinova
You can get boxes of maxi pads at the store for a few dollars. Might help things clot. :D

better than putting tampons in in there :D
 

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What's the blood like?
When did you first notice it?
How does it hurt?
What do the feces look like? Hard/soft? Color? Particular smell?
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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If its just a little bit of blood, than its an anal fissure, meaning you got a small cut or popped a very small blood vessal in your anal cavity. If probly only stings for a bit with an anal fissure. If you have hemmorhoids it generally hurts a lot more. Trust me I have been battleing a hemmorhoid problem right now for about all most a month except for like a week where they stopped. Any one else have hemmorhoids this long, cause I am having problems getting rid of them, I am drinking plenty of water, plenty of fiber, using stool softeners like crazy, and using all kinds of creams and wipes, and they wont go away in fact sometimes the irratation is unbearable. Anyone have these problems, if so, for how long and what did you do to cure them.
 

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grab a piece of **** and squish it up in your hand *with tissue of course. If theres blood in the middle then you have a problem.

You may have polyps. If this is this case check it out. Polyps left untreated lead to bowel cancer. tell the docotor and they will shove a camera up your ass for about 200AUD.

If you ignore it, you will get anemic, then possibly get bowel cancer.

PS I thought I got polyps after a bit of blood. Got a camera shoved up my ass... turned out it was a hemaroid or something :D
 

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Try taking laxatives, perhaps you ripped your butthole when taking a larger than normal crap...



:rolleyes:
 

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Originally posted by diablo
perhaps you ripped your butthole when taking a larger than normal crap...
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 

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Maybe you've been having shyt that's too hard. Try taking a laxative with a stool softener. You can get those over the counter at any drug store. You may also try increasing your water intake as well--when your intestines dont have enough water in them, you'll have hard, dry shyt which will cause that also. I had the same problem that you had and it scared the hell out of me!!!!!
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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wildchild

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lol guys thanks for your comment I think ill ram a tampon up my ass from now on. Ill post pictures of the results;)
 

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Hey man.

I had this problem a while ago. I would poop like normal but when i wiped.. it just blood!

I got lightheaded by just the sight of this stuff. I don't know what it was. I think my diet may have had something to do with it as i wasn't living the healthiest of lifestyles at the time.

Anyway, things just went back to normal after about 3 or 4 days.

It happened to me again about a year later. But the same thing happened again.

I haven't had this problem since. But i doubt it's anything to worry about.
 

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Like I said before, when it happened to me, I freaked the hell out because I know I wasnt doing anything to be bleeding form my azz. I know now that my diet was what was doing it--you see, I was working a lot and taking in TONS of caffiene each day around the clock in the form of Mountain Dews and eventually became constipated. When I was able to go to the bathroom, there was a lot of shyt and blood in the toilet. I was so freaked that I went to the hospital just to see if I was OK--that's when the doctor reccomended that I take stool softeners w/ laxative. Then I started reading different literature and found out that high caffiene intake and little water intake can lead to dehydration which can cause bloody shyts as well.
 

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Let's just call this section of the Don Juan Discussion Forum Fitness, as opposed to health and fitness.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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