I just took a **** n wiped my arse and ive noticed ive been ****ting a hell of a lot recently. I found blood on the toilet paper when wiping my ass could that be from the amount of time ive been ****tin the papers hurt my ass?
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
**** ive got blood in my ****
- Thread starter wildchild
- Start date
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Jus_LikeCandy
Banned
Are you taking it in the @ss??
rgeere
Master Don Juan
see a doctor ...
Red blood isn't much of a problem. Probably hemorrhoids or you're wiping too much.
Dark blood in the shyt is more of a problem, because it indicates that there's a problem further up your intestines. Like polyps or cancer
Dark blood in the shyt is more of a problem, because it indicates that there's a problem further up your intestines. Like polyps or cancer
Golden Arms
Master Don Juan
if the blood is bright red, it's nothing serious, just internal hemorrhoids, very common
http://ibscrohns.about.com/cs/relatedconditions/a/faqhemorr.htm
http://ibscrohns.about.com/cs/relatedconditions/a/faqhemorr.htm
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Golden Arms
Master Don Juan
better than putting tampons in in thereOriginally posted by Desdinova
You can get boxes of maxi pads at the store for a few dollars. Might help things clot.
diablo
Master Don Juan
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
coolguy676767
Senior Don Juan
- Joined
- Feb 27, 2005
- Messages
- 300
- Reaction score
- 0
If its just a little bit of blood, than its an anal fissure, meaning you got a small cut or popped a very small blood vessal in your anal cavity. If probly only stings for a bit with an anal fissure. If you have hemmorhoids it generally hurts a lot more. Trust me I have been battleing a hemmorhoid problem right now for about all most a month except for like a week where they stopped. Any one else have hemmorhoids this long, cause I am having problems getting rid of them, I am drinking plenty of water, plenty of fiber, using stool softeners like crazy, and using all kinds of creams and wipes, and they wont go away in fact sometimes the irratation is unbearable. Anyone have these problems, if so, for how long and what did you do to cure them.
Sometimes
Don Juan
grab a piece of **** and squish it up in your hand *with tissue of course. If theres blood in the middle then you have a problem.
You may have polyps. If this is this case check it out. Polyps left untreated lead to bowel cancer. tell the docotor and they will shove a camera up your ass for about 200AUD.
If you ignore it, you will get anemic, then possibly get bowel cancer.
PS I thought I got polyps after a bit of blood. Got a camera shoved up my ass... turned out it was a hemaroid or something
You may have polyps. If this is this case check it out. Polyps left untreated lead to bowel cancer. tell the docotor and they will shove a camera up your ass for about 200AUD.
If you ignore it, you will get anemic, then possibly get bowel cancer.
PS I thought I got polyps after a bit of blood. Got a camera shoved up my ass... turned out it was a hemaroid or something
diablo
Master Don Juan
Try taking laxatives, perhaps you ripped your butthole when taking a larger than normal crap...
undesputable
Master Don Juan
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
Nightwing
Master Don Juan
Maybe you've been having shyt that's too hard. Try taking a laxative with a stool softener. You can get those over the counter at any drug store. You may also try increasing your water intake as well--when your intestines dont have enough water in them, you'll have hard, dry shyt which will cause that also. I had the same problem that you had and it scared the hell out of me!!!!!
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Hey man.
I had this problem a while ago. I would poop like normal but when i wiped.. it just blood!
I got lightheaded by just the sight of this stuff. I don't know what it was. I think my diet may have had something to do with it as i wasn't living the healthiest of lifestyles at the time.
Anyway, things just went back to normal after about 3 or 4 days.
It happened to me again about a year later. But the same thing happened again.
I haven't had this problem since. But i doubt it's anything to worry about.
I had this problem a while ago. I would poop like normal but when i wiped.. it just blood!
I got lightheaded by just the sight of this stuff. I don't know what it was. I think my diet may have had something to do with it as i wasn't living the healthiest of lifestyles at the time.
Anyway, things just went back to normal after about 3 or 4 days.
It happened to me again about a year later. But the same thing happened again.
I haven't had this problem since. But i doubt it's anything to worry about.
Nightwing
Master Don Juan
Like I said before, when it happened to me, I freaked the hell out because I know I wasnt doing anything to be bleeding form my azz. I know now that my diet was what was doing it--you see, I was working a lot and taking in TONS of caffiene each day around the clock in the form of Mountain Dews and eventually became constipated. When I was able to go to the bathroom, there was a lot of shyt and blood in the toilet. I was so freaked that I went to the hospital just to see if I was OK--that's when the doctor reccomended that I take stool softeners w/ laxative. Then I started reading different literature and found out that high caffiene intake and little water intake can lead to dehydration which can cause bloody shyts as well.
Basketba1100
Don Juan
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.