"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I've got a tough decision to make...

Iamnotacrook

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Alright...

Girl 1 = target

Girl 2 = arsenal??

Basically what I've got here, is one hell of a situation...

On the one hand, I've got a slight infatuation with girl 1, who I barely know at all.

On the other hand, I've got the phone number of a friend of hers, that would be girl 2... who I don't know the slightest bit.

The only way I can contact girl 1... is by calling her friend.

so, you see... I'm F*CKED!!

I either set up a date with the friend, who I very well might be interested in... OR... I let the friend in on my intentions.

Either way has its risks. I get involved too much with the friend, and I risk losing my chances with the target girl. I tell the friend who I'm interested in, and it will just be a pain in the ass to talk about, and that is what makes me nervous for some reason.

Assuming it HAS to be girl 1... how would you play this?

I'll post more info if anyone's curious.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Tkman

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I am confused ........ is this a puzzle ?
 

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getting new "targets" = problem solved.

if you think that its too risky and you dont want to deal with the outcome fvck it.

or if ur really skilled....just game both @ the same time and have a menage with them. :D
 

Iamnotacrook

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Well, this girl is like THE target... other targets, no comparison. That's why I even bother to actually seek her out. If it was some normal fling, I would next her... in fact, I already nexted her about five times, but it keeps coming back... I got game, I'm just not that good at recognizing the proper strategies for certain scenarios...
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Iamnotacrook

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I don't have girl 1's number, I have girl 2's number... and it wasn't given to me, it was given to my mother... ! That's not a problem, though... I have more than enough game to bypass that. ;)
 

Iamnotacrook

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"get betta friendz wit da girl u likez friend......... n dont try fukin her dont show any signz of likin her in a sexual way at all n juzt keep hangin out 2 were u guyz can joke around n truzt each otha wit anything sorta like a sista brotha friendship..... when u have dat accomplizhed den u tell her u like her friend n if u do a good job becomin friendz wit da girl u likez friend u can prolly even get her 2 help set u guyz up" -certified hustla

This sort of help almost makes me proud to post on rap boards.
 
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