"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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hello everyone.

I've been lurking around this site for over a year, & i swore i would never post untill i've earned the privilage (as a kind of incentive to put the theory into action).
Well, now i can post here as..

.. I've got myself a girlfriend!

You don't know what this means to me. I've never been sucessful with the opposite sex & always got nervous & screwed up. But through lots of trial & error, i've suceeded!

To top it off, she's a real BABE aswell. check her out..

Pic of MY hot girlfriend

I know, i don't know how i did it either.
Though i have realised that good looks don't mean everything.

While this girl is really sexy, she's a little frigid. She hasn't let me kiss her yet, & she's very quiet, & she's into star treak & babylon 5 & all that other sci-fi stuff.

But, you know, i have a girlfriend! you don't know how great it is to be actually able to say this!
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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strong like bull

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trollbait? anyways...

congrats.

just remember one thing:

girls arent everything. putting your destiny in the hands of someone else, such as a woman, is like asking the clumsiest, uncoordinated, untrustworthy putz you know to balance your moms $15,000 vase on one finger. youre asking to have it shattered.

sex isnt everything, either. its definately fun, and i know that for myself its a great physical release of aggression, stress and tension. but everybody can get ass. the biggest, most incompetent dumbasses can pull ass. girls and sex are easy to get for the guys that accept it for what it is. for the guys who hold women on high pedestals... the payoff isnt worth the effort.

girls are as common as flowers. yeah, once in a while you come across a pretty one. but next time you take a walk through the garden, youll find 10 more just as nice, if not prettier than her.

-SLB
 
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Originally posted by diceman
hello everyone.

I've been lurking around this site for over a year, & i swore i would never post untill i've earned the privilage (as a kind of incentive to put the theory into action).
Well, now i can post here as..

.. I've got myself a girlfriend!

You don't know what this means to me. I've never been sucessful with the opposite sex & always got nervous & screwed up. But through lots of trial & error, i've suceeded!

To top it off, she's a real BABE aswell. check her out..

Pic of MY hot girlfriend

I know, i don't know how i did it either.
Though i have realised that good looks don't mean everything.

While this girl is really sexy, she's a little frigid. She hasn't let me kiss her yet, & she's very quiet, & she's into star treak & babylon 5 & all that other sci-fi stuff.

But, you know, i have a girlfriend! you don't know how great it is to be actually able to say this!
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Um.........never mind
 
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oh boy......ummm.....well, you're happy and thats the important thing. But dude.......don't get caught up in the idea of 'having a girlfriend' cus it's very overrated, be happy being a badass dj who can pull chicks. Stop viewing the world as singles and couples. I prefer to think of myself as being single even when i have a gf. It makes life simpler and less dramatic.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Fenderules

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Originally posted by strong like bull
trollbait? anyways...

congrats.

just remember one thing:

girls arent everything. putting your destiny in the hands of someone else, such as a woman, is like asking the clumsiest, uncoordinated, untrustworthy putz you know to balance your moms $15,000 vase on one finger. youre asking to have it shattered.
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haha or Letting a retard do brain surgery with a pipe wrench! (Sin City)
 
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That was too funny lol. But seriously we shouldnt laugh she is a human being after all, i mean shes someone sister or daughter. Imagine if people laughed at your sister or kid.
Forgive me lord.
And this thread is obviously a joke
 
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Your one month too late for April Fools
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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spider_007

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Originally posted by diceman
While this girl is really sexy, she's a little frigid. She hasn't let me kiss her yet,
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what you got there is a FREIND, who just happens to be a gurl.

Can somebody correct me if im wrong but, for her to be considered your "GURLFRIEND" you'd have to see her more then once a week (im sure you already do that) and have at least MADE OUT WITH HER (which you didn't)

Congrads, anyway. For some pepole even that is a great success. im happy for ya:)
 
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