"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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I've fulfilled my destiny!

diceman

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hello everyone.

I've been lurking around this site for over a year, & i swore i would never post untill i've earned the privilage (as a kind of incentive to put the theory into action).
Well, now i can post here as..

.. I've got myself a girlfriend!

You don't know what this means to me. I've never been sucessful with the opposite sex & always got nervous & screwed up. But through lots of trial & error, i've suceeded!

To top it off, she's a real BABE aswell. check her out..

Pic of MY hot girlfriend

I know, i don't know how i did it either.
Though i have realised that good looks don't mean everything.

While this girl is really sexy, she's a little frigid. She hasn't let me kiss her yet, & she's very quiet, & she's into star treak & babylon 5 & all that other sci-fi stuff.

But, you know, i have a girlfriend! you don't know how great it is to be actually able to say this!
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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strong like bull

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trollbait? anyways...

congrats.

just remember one thing:

girls arent everything. putting your destiny in the hands of someone else, such as a woman, is like asking the clumsiest, uncoordinated, untrustworthy putz you know to balance your moms $15,000 vase on one finger. youre asking to have it shattered.

sex isnt everything, either. its definately fun, and i know that for myself its a great physical release of aggression, stress and tension. but everybody can get ass. the biggest, most incompetent dumbasses can pull ass. girls and sex are easy to get for the guys that accept it for what it is. for the guys who hold women on high pedestals... the payoff isnt worth the effort.

girls are as common as flowers. yeah, once in a while you come across a pretty one. but next time you take a walk through the garden, youll find 10 more just as nice, if not prettier than her.

-SLB
 

jprjrjr

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Originally posted by diceman
hello everyone.

I've been lurking around this site for over a year, & i swore i would never post untill i've earned the privilage (as a kind of incentive to put the theory into action).
Well, now i can post here as..

.. I've got myself a girlfriend!

You don't know what this means to me. I've never been sucessful with the opposite sex & always got nervous & screwed up. But through lots of trial & error, i've suceeded!

To top it off, she's a real BABE aswell. check her out..

Pic of MY hot girlfriend

I know, i don't know how i did it either.
Though i have realised that good looks don't mean everything.

While this girl is really sexy, she's a little frigid. She hasn't let me kiss her yet, & she's very quiet, & she's into star treak & babylon 5 & all that other sci-fi stuff.

But, you know, i have a girlfriend! you don't know how great it is to be actually able to say this!
Um.........never mind
 

thefonz

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oh boy......ummm.....well, you're happy and thats the important thing. But dude.......don't get caught up in the idea of 'having a girlfriend' cus it's very overrated, be happy being a badass dj who can pull chicks. Stop viewing the world as singles and couples. I prefer to think of myself as being single even when i have a gf. It makes life simpler and less dramatic.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Fenderules

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Originally posted by strong like bull
trollbait? anyways...

congrats.

just remember one thing:

girls arent everything. putting your destiny in the hands of someone else, such as a woman, is like asking the clumsiest, uncoordinated, untrustworthy putz you know to balance your moms $15,000 vase on one finger. youre asking to have it shattered.




haha or Letting a retard do brain surgery with a pipe wrench! (Sin City)
 

Maybnoob

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That was too funny lol. But seriously we shouldnt laugh she is a human being after all, i mean shes someone sister or daughter. Imagine if people laughed at your sister or kid.
Forgive me lord.
And this thread is obviously a joke
 

Wannabe_God

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Your one month too late for April Fools
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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spider_007

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Originally posted by diceman
While this girl is really sexy, she's a little frigid. She hasn't let me kiss her yet,
what you got there is a FREIND, who just happens to be a gurl.

Can somebody correct me if im wrong but, for her to be considered your "GURLFRIEND" you'd have to see her more then once a week (im sure you already do that) and have at least MADE OUT WITH HER (which you didn't)

Congrads, anyway. For some pepole even that is a great success. im happy for ya:)
 
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