"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Stforeman

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Here's the deal:
I know a girl through a good buddy of mine. When he's around us guys, he acts like he doesn't want her, he brags that she begs him for play, etc. I figured I would do him the favor of sliding in.

So I indiscreatly give her my number and tolled her to call me if she ever wanted to hang out.

Two days went by and she invited me to the beach that afternoon. She told our mutual friend that she's going to the beach with me and that he's invited. He got upset with her and said he didn't wanna go. Later that day the sun went up and cancelled our beach plans.

A couple days later she called wanting to do something together. I offered that she could come over and watch a movie. After watching the movie we cuddled then eventually started making out.

(keep in mind that I have heavily researched from this site and my game is at it's peak)

After kissing, she is convinced that I'm a "casanova" and that I'm a big time player. I ask what she means and why she thinks that. She then tells me that, "Brad "aka:my buddy" has told me that she shouldn't hang with me cause I just try to get in everybody's pants"
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I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY!!! This totally caught me off guard... what should I have said to keep the kissing going? She wants to hang out tonight, but I don't wanna get called out like that again.

Later that night she told me that Brad is the one always begging for pleasure. And that she only sees him as a friend.

Please help me out guys... thanks
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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ethnomethodologist

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St I know you and your friends are trolls.

Where are you guys coming from? Is this the planned assault from the #pua chatroom, or is this a different group entirely?
 

wooly

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yea, i have no idea what to do but i know of guys like your freind, hes jealous and insecure and he obivously likes the girl(which im sure you know already).

mabye you should just blow it off when she brings it up, like shes crazy to think that. Saying bad stuff about your buddy won't help but he did already throw the unwritten buddy's before *****es rule out the window

the dumb thing is that this guy is ruining his chances by making you look bad, and im sure thats one of the reasons she just wants to be freinds with him.


this is my 2nd post btw, i just found this board and have some serious studying to do before summertime.
 

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"Yes, I'm a player, and you're going to be my 1,884th lay. I'm trying to lay 2,000 women before Labor Day, so I appreciate your help."
Exactly!
I still don't see why you guys get stuck in these situations? Just keep being relaxed and DO NOT EVER think about what you should say in some particular situation... I'll repeat someone's words again: "Being a DJ is not about routines".


Whenever a girl become serious, just act like it doesn't touch you (until you get to the point where it actually doesn't touch you at all). And remember - women are here to make our lives beautiful. There's no other way.
 

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Thanks for the input guys. When I get asked how many girls I've slept with I go with something like hck332. "I dunno babe, I stopped counting at like 30." If she brings it up tonight I'll roll it off just like yall said. Thanks again. :rock
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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