"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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It's really hit rock bottom - 79 year-old single grannies are now in demand

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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corsica

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60yo dude marrying an 80yo granny? Dude must be broke and desperate. Reminds me of one Turkish homeless who married a British lady.

I think we should post those young poor kids (20yo from a shi*ty island) marrying old Swedish ladies just to get citizenship. Then the nasty old ladies complaining about being cheated. I respect the hustle. And envy their libido. I couldn’t bang such creatures, not even with Viagra.
 

BillyPilgrim

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Gum job baby!
They will be making bj-friendly dentures. And I bet it will be a lucrative niche, if you can stomach the subject matter.

Nasty.
 

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Hi MDJ,
So these old guys are snatching a little pleasure in the twilight of their lives....Truly youth never realises what age may hunger for....despite a sway back this old girl looks to be going well,could probably suck some of the uncharitable posters in and blow them out in bubbles,Aussies say
"many a good stew may be boiled in an old billy can"...reactions to this post beg a question,where are the defensive posts from our resident Sisterhood and the usual Sky Pilot virtue signalers?
 

BillyPilgrim

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Hi MDJ,
So these old guys are snatching a little pleasure in the twilight of their lives....Truly youth never realises what age may hunger for....despite a sway back this old girl looks to be going well,could probably suck some of the uncharitable posters in and blow them out in bubbles,Aussies say
"many a good stew may be boiled in an old billy can"...reactions to this post beg a question,where are the defensive posts from our resident Sisterhood and the usual Sky Pilot virtue signalers?
60 isn't that old
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Scaramouche

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Hi Billy,
"60 isn't that old",No indeed,on my 63rd Birthday I ran up and down three local peaks almost a half marathon,but then again at 67 I had to have bi-lateral hip replacement,never run down Mountains!
But just looking at her young Lochinvars waist he aint runnin down no mountains!
 
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MatureDJ

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Hi MDJ,
So these old guys are snatching a little pleasure in the twilight of their lives....Truly youth never realises what age may hunger for....despite a sway back this old girl looks to be going well,could probably suck some of the uncharitable posters in and blow them out in bubbles,Aussies say
"many a good stew may be boiled in an old billy can"...reactions to this post beg a question,where are the defensive posts from our resident Sisterhood and the usual Sky Pilot virtue signalers?
Hey, haven't heard from my favorite Down Under forum member in a while!
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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my opinion: I think I'm going to vomit. :down:
I did not read the article but saw her wedding photographs there, and you are being mean. For real, what is wrong with you guys?

Where do you get off

What do you care how old a bride is?
I wish her a beautiful life.
 

BillyPilgrim

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I did not read the article but saw her wedding photographs there, and you are being mean. For real, what is wrong with you guys?

Where do you get off

What do you care how old a bride is?
I wish her a beautiful life.
Because other women see this and take it as a cue to further their sense of entitlement.

In other world breaking news, water is wet.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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