MatureDJ
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
It's OVER for CoverLetterCels
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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FlexpertHamilton
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cover letters are some of the most retarded and degrading **** in the application process. if the application requires one, i just won't apply. in the rare even that i do use one, I will AI generate it in like 10 seconds. no recruiter/employer in the history of the world has ever read a cover letter though, so you can just make **** up. one other strategy is send a corrupted doc file so you can upload it and they'll at least see something was uploaded, but the doc won't open and they will chalk it up to their computer having an issue.