"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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It's Great To Be Back On Sosuave!!!

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Deus ex Pianoforte2

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Phew, took me a while to muster the courage to come back here. I used to be a mainstay on the site until I got trolled so hard I was banned (fear not mods, I'm a changed man).

Anyhoo, not much has changed. Still a WBAFC looking for the sage advice that will put me over the top with a few HB 9/10s that will double up on my sex stick.

Anyhoo, glad to be back. When did the mega "looks thread" get opened back up? I'm all over that thing. LOL
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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how do you get trolled so hard that you GET banned?
 
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Has your life changed from the seven years you have been in game industry? How has.
 
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Deus ex Pianoforte2

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devilkingx2 said:
how do you get trolled so hard that you GET banned?
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Some troll named Shop Until I Die pretended he was me and got me banned as well.
 
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Thomson said:
Has your life changed from the seven years you have been in game industry? How has.
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Mido the molester can no longer come back to Kokiri Forest.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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For the record, this guy is obviously a troll and not "the real Deus" or whatever he has been calling himself. I created this user name shortly after being banned from my first name (Deus ex Pianoforte), as a result from getting mixed up in trolling by "shop until I die!" and "mahon" or something like that.
 
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