"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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It's funny when stupid people try to get you in trouble.

just so suave

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This all happened on a bus, who's there to punish you?? Who can the middle schoolers report you too??I take it you mean teachers, but obviously you wasn't at school at the time anyway so what can they do??
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Someone Much cooler

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I would have thrown the shoe out the window. I'm really mean. what is she gonna say, "Bus driver, bus driver, I threw my shoe at his face and her threw it out the window. I would not have bared my chest to her, i bet you got none of the girls by sstoopin to her level. ole sayin 4 ya pimpin "Who is the bigger fool, the person who argues with a fool or the fool himself?"
 
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