"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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It's funny when stupid people try to get you in trouble.

J

just so suave

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This all happened on a bus, who's there to punish you?? Who can the middle schoolers report you too??I take it you mean teachers, but obviously you wasn't at school at the time anyway so what can they do??
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Someone Much cooler

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I would have thrown the shoe out the window. I'm really mean. what is she gonna say, "Bus driver, bus driver, I threw my shoe at his face and her threw it out the window. I would not have bared my chest to her, i bet you got none of the girls by sstoopin to her level. ole sayin 4 ya pimpin "Who is the bigger fool, the person who argues with a fool or the fool himself?"
 
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