Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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It's funny when stupid people try to get you in trouble.

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Okay, so there are these idiots on the bus and they're going to apparently report me for being MYSELF on the bus. Okay so get this, there is this b*tch in middle school(Yes, we ride the same bus as middle schoolers it sucks) and she's always talking crap to, even called me a "dumb b1tch". But hah, I'm not going to get mad over what a little middle school girl says so I just sort of laugh whenever she yells at me and don't let that sh1t affect me. So eventually this b1tch threatens to hit me with a shoe and just continue to laugh. After she hits me with the shoe I'm like "Oh yeah baby! I like that" because I know middle school girls hate that sexual sh1t. So basically everyone's laughing and sh1t and the middle school b1tch comes back. So since she's back I do this thing where I take off my shirt and this little b1tch runs.

But then I start hearing some bullsh1t about the same idiots who were laughing were planning to report apparently saying "I was being innapropriote and sexual'. What the f*ck? Haha, I don't even know how they expect ANY higher authority to believe that bullcrap. First of all if they do indeed do that bullsh1t I can report them for a number of things THEY did:
- Middle school b1tch was calling me names.
- Middle school b1tch was hitting me with a shoe, as well as THREATENING ME.
- I can tell the office about a number of times those hypocrites were being "innapropriote and sexual".
- I can tell another time when they threatened me with a shoe.
- I can tell them how one of those idiots threw a bookbag at me.

Haha, it's so stupid. In the end it's a battle these d*mbasses just aren't going to win. I mean seriously, I shouldn't stop letting these idiots even talk to me, because they are clearly not worthy.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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theres these people in the back of the bus here

im going to beat them up
 

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Your 17 and your getting picked on by a middle schooler?
 

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ElStud said:
". But hah, I'm not going to get mad over what a little middle school girl says so I just sort of laugh whenever she yells at me and don't let that sh1t affect me.
The fact that you are laughing at whatever she yells at you just shows that this sh1t indeed does affect you. You just choose a different emotion but the outcome is still the same.

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". So eventually this b1tch threatens to hit me with a shoe and just continue to laugh. After she hits me with the shoe I'm like "Oh yeah baby! I like that" because I know middle school girls hate that sexual sh1t. So basically everyone's laughing and sh1t and the middle school b1tch comes back. So since she's back I do this thing where I take off my shirt and this little b1tch runs.
You are egging her on, that is why you got hit with the shoe. As for taking your shirt to scare a middle age school away, that is something you would expect a middle age boy to do not someone who is less then a year shy of their 18 birthday. You got a bigger brain, use it!
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Reading that post felt like I was in 7th grade all over again.
 

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Inferiority complex.

Repression.

You should have told her to buzz off.

But then again, we didn't hear the whole story.

What stupid siht did you do that you didn't report?

Or did a middleschool girl get pissy at you (not anyone else on the bus) for no apparent reason.
 

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Viper, I really don't know what to say anymore.


(... bulk up?)
Oh yeah, I'm really going to fight a middle schooler and then get suspended and make an ass out of myself. No, that would be childish. I don't even care though because I know if they do snitch then it's not a battle they're not going to win. Besides, wrestling conditioning starts tommorow so I won't have to deal with the middle school b1tch nor any of those idiots. There argument that I was "innapropriate and sexual" is too vague. How was I innapropriate? How was I sexual? Exactly and even if they say sh1t about that, I can tell them how middle school b1tch was harassing me first and I was only doing that sh1t to get her away from me. If they honestly think I would be sexually attracted to middle school girls, well, that's their problem not mine.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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I really don't know whether to laugh or cry about this thread.

Reminds me of the time when I found a dead baby in a clown suit.
 

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she saw you trying to bust what you call game on girls on the bus, and had every right to make fun of you

learn to sound like less of a creep, and you'll be treated as such
 

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Holy sh!t ElStud is Viper! I thought something like that.

Were you trying to game middle schoolers?
 

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he was trying to game girls on his bus, and middle schoolers saw how creepy he came off, and middle schoolers never hold back these days, they LOVE to talk shyt, and they called him out for being creepy
 

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I can see your reasoning but I never said fight. Bigger just sub-communicates don't-mess-with-me, especially to smaller kids. And good job on joining the wrestling team, that helped to make my high school experience very fun. :)
 

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ElStud said:
Okay, so there are these idiots on the bus and they're going to apparently report me for being MYSELF on the bus. Okay so get this, there is this b*tch in middle school(Yes, we ride the same bus as middle schoolers it sucks) and she's always talking crap to, even called me a "dumb b1tch". But hah, I'm not going to get mad over what a little middle school girl says so I just sort of laugh whenever she yells at me and don't let that sh1t affect me. So eventually this b1tch threatens to hit me with a shoe and just continue to laugh. After she hits me with the shoe I'm like "Oh yeah baby! I like that" because I know middle school girls hate that sexual sh1t. So basically everyone's laughing and sh1t and the middle school b1tch comes back. So since she's back I do this thing where I take off my shirt and this little b1tch runs.

But then I start hearing some bullsh1t about the same idiots who were laughing were planning to report apparently saying "I was being innapropriote and sexual'. What the f*ck? Haha, I don't even know how they expect ANY higher authority to believe that bullcrap. First of all if they do indeed do that bullsh1t I can report them for a number of things THEY did:
- Middle school b1tch was calling me names.
- Middle school b1tch was hitting me with a shoe, as well as THREATENING ME.
- I can tell the office about a number of times those hypocrites were being "innapropriote and sexual".
- I can tell another time when they threatened me with a shoe.
- I can tell them how one of those idiots threw a bookbag at me.

Haha, it's so stupid. In the end it's a battle these d*mbasses just aren't going to win. I mean seriously, I shouldn't stop letting these idiots even talk to me, because they are clearly not worthy.
"That really hurt! I'm gonna have a lump there, you idiot! Who throws a shoe? Honestly!"

Dude, it was a little dumb to take your shirt off.

Eh. I wouldn't take their threats seriously. I would have considered reminding them that you had a little something on them, too, so they should "go tell" and live with the consequences, or pipe down.

But, you DID take your shirt off. It was stupid, but shouldn't be considered a crime. Although in this messed up school beureacracy that we have these days, that CAN be considered sexual harassment.

Next time, you keep the shoe. It's a little "Old man next doorish" but she was stupid enough to throw it, so you don't hand it back. You keep it. See how she likes having 1 shoe, and why she has to explain hobbling around on one foot. Though you took your shirt off (which can get you in some trouble)...

You've got to remember to keep your nose clean, dude. I would have just taken the shoe. A baby throws something inappropriate at you, you don't let the baby have it back for a while.

My nephew, who's two, we bought him a cheap toy car. He threw it. My sister gave it back. and I told him not to do it again. (he's a baby, so you give him the tiniest bit of leeway.) He threw it again, so I took it. He looked confused. I told him... "See? The car goes away when you throw it." He learned his lesson, and if not, we do the same thing again next time.
 
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Real said:
he was trying to game girls on his bus, and middle schoolers saw how creepy he came off, and middle schoolers never hold back these days, they LOVE to talk shyt, and they called him out for being creepy
lol wtf? If you don't know what the f*ck you're talking about just don't post because you end up sounding like a f*cking idiot. You act like you were actually there, but the truth is, you weren't and you actually have zero of an idea what you're talking about. First off, I was not trying to GAME ANY girls on that bus, nor were there any girls on that bus that I would WANT to game. Infact, I pretty much get everyone on that bus to laugh. Then one day middle school b1tch comes up into MY business and starts telling me how to live my life. Uh, I don't think so little girl, you can go back and sit with the middle schoolers while I continue to be funny and make people laugh. Middle school b1tch is what you call a hater, a person who will try and get your game down, when they see everyone else giving YOU the attention THEY'RE not getting.

I'm tired of being the nice guy, next time I'm on that bus I'm going to f*cking slap this b1tch until she realizes I'm not going to take this sh1t from her anymore.
 

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I'm tired of being the nice guy, next time I'm on that bus I'm going to f*cking slap this b1tch until she realizes I'm not going to take this sh1t from her anymore.
But you're going to get suspended...or even worst, what you feared the most, arrested!!!
 

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ElStud said:
lol wtf? If you don't know what the f*ck you're talking about just don't post because you end up sounding like a f*cking idiot. You act like you were actually there, but the truth is, you weren't and you actually have zero of an idea what you're talking about. First off, I was not trying to GAME ANY girls on that bus, nor were there any girls on that bus that I would WANT to game. Infact, I pretty much get everyone on that bus to laugh. Then one day middle school b1tch comes up into MY business and starts telling me how to live my life. Uh, I don't think so little girl, you can go back and sit with the middle schoolers while I continue to be funny and make people laugh. Middle school b1tch is what you call a hater, a person who will try and get your game down, when they see everyone else giving YOU the attention THEY'RE not getting.

I'm tired of being the nice guy, next time I'm on that bus I'm going to f*cking slap this b1tch until she realizes I'm not going to take this sh1t from her anymore.
everyone was laughing at you though
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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