"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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It's amazing how self destructive women are when it comes to relationships

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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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They make it so you can't win. If you're in this situation, you gotta stick to your decision. How many times do girls do this and then break up with you after! WTF.??? Any type of thoughts leading to "break" scenarios means she's loosing interest in you. It's your duty to sense this beforehand. As soon as she suggests the break, agree, amplify, and kiss your relationship goodbye.
 

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It's all about her having a power trip. She can do whatever she wants to with him ending it on her terms or accusing him of not doing anything. she gets to have her cake and eat it too. Don't forget there's another guy who is the reason for the break. she already decided about this break a long time ago.
 

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This is why relationships are a joke and people should not be in one in the first place.
 

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she asked her boyfriend what he would do if they wanted to take a break.

I got that once. She was telling me "I like being single." And I said, "That's fine, but that means I'm single, too."

(long awkward pause)

"Well I don't like that very much! I guess I'm not single, then!"

And then I fvcked the hell out of her for about a year.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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El Payaso

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Bible_Belt said:
she asked her boyfriend what he would do if they wanted to take a break.

I got that once. She was telling me "I like being single." And I said, "That's fine, but that means I'm single, too."

(long awkward pause)

"Well I don't like that very much! I guess I'm not single, then!"

And then I fvcked the hell out of her for about a year.
Good job! :up:
 

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That girl is a nutjob. Anyone who has to join sosuave or a forum like loveshack is probably at least somewhat fvcked in the head when it comes to relationships.
 
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