It's A God Damn Alpha Herd

[Martini Joe]

What's up fellas.

Tomorrow night I'm going to be hitting an unfamiliar lounge/club with a bigger group of guys then I normally hit the town with; upwards to 10 total and I think most are single. Tomorrow has been pumped up all week long and a few of these guys I know already are not hardship-cases when it comes to the ladies, so I expect the gaming to step up to "playoff-like" intensity.

Anyway, I've got a few small issues to deal with here. Aside from the 9 other not-very-homely kats kicking around, one of my strong suits I'm sure will be muddled is my very deep voice. Another is that one of the guys just got back from a vacation overseas, and has got good stories up the yin-yang to drop out there. I'm here just getting my first real break from 3 months of working like a ***** in debt to her pimp.

I don't mind taking wing here and there and I don't think they'll be much blocking going down, but I'm curious: what's the good word in a mingle like this?

 

[italostud]

WTF did you just say?

 

[rgeere]

There must be diffrent dialects of alpha speak. I only understood that it was english.

 

[Caveman]

Thank god! I thought it was just me!

 

[Martini Joe]

Originally posted by italostud
WTF did you just say?

Thanks for having nothing to offer kid.

 

[rgeere]

Originally posted by Martini Joe
Thanks for having nothing to offer kid.

Finally something semi-intelligable...

No one understands your origional post...

 

[Martini Joe]

If I had laid it all out in ebonics no one would have said anything.

 

[rgeere]

Originally posted by Martini Joe
If I had laid it all out in ebonics no one would have said anything.

What's up fellas.

Tomorrow night I be goin ta be hittin an unfamiliar lounge/club wit a bigger group of guys then I normally hit da town wit; upwards ta 10 total and I think most is sinle. Tomorrow has been pumped up all week long and a few of these guys I know already is not hardship-cases when it comes ta da ladies, so I expect da gamin ta step up ta "playoff-like" intensity.

Anyway, I've got a few small issues ta deal wit heea. Aside from da 9 other not-very-homely kats kickin around, one of muh strong suits I be sho will be muddled be muh very deep voice. Another be dat one of da guys just got back from a vacation ovaseas, and has got crunk stories up da yin-yang ta drop out der. I be heea just gettin muh first real break from 3 months of workin like a ***** in debt ta her pimp.

I don't mind takin win heea and der and I don't think they'll be much blockin goin down, but I be curious: what's da crunk word in a minle like dis?

Hmmm nope, still does nothing for me...

 

[Martini Joe]

Read slower.

 

[DJ_Dork]

Alpha herd? Whatevers. Whatever you do, you want to hang around them and appear social in front of everyone else at the club.

Occasionally you want to seperate yourself from the herd and if you're good looking or seem cool enough.. the cats will come hunting the lone guy who just stumbled out of the herd.

 

[So pimp its scary]

Thats great... going to the club with ten hot guys.

- Great social proof!
- Great way to stick out from the crowd! (Taking up 2 full tables)
- Great opener!

Shyt, why you stressin?

 

[Martini Joe]

Originally posted by DJ_Dork
Alpha herd? Whatevers. Whatever you do, you want to hang around them and appear social in front of everyone else at the club.

Well I just don't know what it is alpha means around here. Maybe someone who's got everyone mesmerized by a voodoo charm? I don't want to know. But my preference is in the man that is more agressive than not in making things click for himself socially.; some kind of progress. I know a lot of kats like that, hence the herd. You don't need to see 12 Brad Pitts dancing in your head here.

Occasionally you want to seperate yourself from the herd and if you're good looking or seem cool enough.. the cats will come hunting the lone guy who just stumbled out of the herd.

I'm guessing you mean I should approach solo on the signals I get when I'm away from the herd? I've always thought there's something fishy about a broad that will pounce on a man if the reason isn't obvious (Like a heffer in heat; the plain old fugly).

 

[JT47319]

Have ground rules established with your buddies if they're serious about Game. Read up on Wing Rules. Very basic and #1 rule, He Who Opens First Gets First Pick.

Either split up so you DON'T look like a big C0CK FARM or play it off like a Bachelor Party. In fact, bring a "Scavenger Hunt" sheet that says crazy sh1t like getting a girl's panties, diaphragm, kiss, *******, etc.

 

[Martini Joe]

Originally posted by JT47319
Have ground rules established with your buddies if they're serious about Game. Read up on Wing Rules. Very basic and #1 rule, He Who Opens First Gets First Pick.

Either split up so you DON'T look like a big C0CK FARM or play it off like a Bachelor Party. In fact, bring a "Scavenger Hunt" sheet that says crazy sh1t like getting a girl's panties, diaphragm, kiss, *******, etc.

This is what I'm talking about, kids. Thank you, JT. Where can I find this Wing thing?


--nevermind. Found it.

 

[JT47319]

The Wing Forum.

 

[Player_Supreme]

I understood every word. I don't know why these other cats can't hear ya. Game recognized.

Too many weenies in one pool. But just look your best and make sure you make eye contact with all of the honeys to see which ones are biting.

Your one up on the game if you start with the eye contact then approach over your boys who will be just standing around drinking and talking.

 

[phillydude]

I got what you said too playa...

Every ten minutes or so, break off from the group. Take a step outside, go to the bathroom, grab a smoke, walk around the room, etc. Make it obvious to any girl watching the group that, while you are part of the group of alpha males, you are not necessarily so attached that you can't be on your own without them. Accepted by the pack, but still a lone wolf, always hungry.

Or else find the guy with the most game and stick close to him. Let him do the work (and take first pick), but if he's got it going on, you'll get plenty of residuals. And the cast offs will still be HB's

 

[BRYCEicl]

Martini

Hey Martinit I look at it this way, this is a very good opportunity for you to get out of your comfort zone. Now your playing with the big boys and if you get out there and hustle, and try you'll be right there with them. I think you know how to handle yourself, it's all inside you. Just be there that's all I can say, watch them, get on their levle and try new things and show them that you can approach women too. They'll set the pace and if they turn out to be pvssys, and they're not talking to any particular women then take a chance and show them what you've got.