"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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It's a boy!!

KontrollerX

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Great news!

Congrats backy b.

This kid has a father that he can be proud of who is going to teach him right in every respect.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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sexy_kuta

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congrats bro,

now, teach him to be a real man, ;)
 

MrS

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Well done that man!
I was about 9 pounds when I was born :D
 

comic_relief

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:cheer: :cheer: :cheer:

theres your cheering section from Comic_Relief

comic_relief
 

mpimpin

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Congrats BB!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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backbreaker

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update:

well...my son hates me. It's almost comical now. it used to be when I held him he would cry. now if I sit anywhere near him he cries. earlier today i walked in the room while he was sleep and he woke up crying. I said damnit now...now you are just taking it too far. you don't even know i'm here!

my little sister funny enough did the same thing. I couldn't babysit her until she was almost 2 because she refused to be left with me. she'd cry herself to sleep. I hate it becuase I wouldn't mind babysitting to let my GF have some free time, but hey.

Anyway, I see myself in him but he looks alot like his mom, which is a good thing because his mom is hot.
 

backbreaker

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funny enough I've been sleeping like a baby. Millie however (my GF) poor baby. we will have to figure something out. she's a trooper. I want to help but the baby thinks i'm the devil!
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

Read more...

backbreaker

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not a big brown fan, neither is she. My dog is named Nearco who is a very inmportant stallion in horse racing history. she talked me into going to get pictures taken with her and the baby. i didn't want to because that is like the ultimate 'we are in a relationship" moment, when you go and take pictures with someone else, then she made a pretty good point, we are in a relationship. oh yeah i said... that's a pretty good point. you do have my child and all, I supposed the least I can do is stand in front of a camera. so i will post pictures when I get them up
 

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Congrats! Hope he's healthy and happy!
 
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