"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Italo's testicles work!

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Haven't been here for a while, but thought I'd drop by and let you guys know about some craziness that's happened to me.

Anyways, this girl I've been seeing goes on birth control(IUD to be exact). She got it put in a couple of months ago. Just to be on the safe side, I always pulled out and never came in her, just because I'm safe like that.

Anyways, she started getting stomach pains a few days ago and went to the doctor. They told her the IUD became slightly dislodged(undoubtedly due to my large penis) and that was probably what's causing her pain. I decided to get her a pregnancy test anyways. To our shock, it came out positive. She went to the doc this morning, and sure enough, she's pregnant. Do not ask me how the fyck that happened.

So now I get to pull my hair out until she gets the abortion sometime next week.

Just goes to show you guys you can never be too safe when it comes to this shyt. I'll keep you guys updated.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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You should get a jar, with the little baby inside of it, maybe you can raise a test tube baby. Don't have to worry about supporting the girl at the same time... and since it's not really legal to grow the baby since it's under the three month term for abortions, if you raise it you can kill it at any time...

Have fun, if you really are that sadistic.

Sucks about the baby though, hope you don't lose her, and see her 8 months from now with a bouncy baby boy(or girl) in her arms.
 
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Grow the fetus like a chia pet or something! Awesome idea.

"Hey guys, check out my fetus-in-a-jar!" *everyone barfs* "Cool huh?" haha
 
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Don't feel bad about getting the abortion-your baby probably would have been retarded anyway. :D
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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italostud

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Originally posted by Unregistered
Don't feel bad about getting the abortion-your baby probably would have been retarded anyway. :D
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I knew there was a silver lining somewhere!
 
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Damn, bro!

That is just bizarre. Might think about looking into the Depo shot or maybe the pill. I guess I've always been lucky, whew.
 
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Originally posted by gongxia649
u dont need abortion ...there are some pills that does the job
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RU-486 is only until 7 weeks I think. She's having the ultrasound done in 2 days, then she'll know how pregnant she is.
 
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Originally posted by italostud
I knew there was a silver lining somewhere!
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That would be sweet, I mean that would be awesome. I wish I was born in a stomach with silver lining.

I think it's really red though, or blue, whatever colour you think it is when you can't see it, it might be yellow for all I know when I can't see it.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Ugh I hope she doesn't try to screw you over and keep it at the last second.

Also are you absolutely sure its yours as in through a paternity test?
 
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Ugh I hope she doesn't try to screw you over and keep it at the last second.

Also are you absolutely sure its yours as in through a paternity test?
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I highly doubt she'd try the last second thing, but I'm not leaving anything up to chance.

And, no I'm not 100% sure it's mine. Any male would be an idiot to think he can be certain. However, how would i get a paternity test when it's still inside her? And furthermore, I honestly don't care, I just want it dead.
 
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