"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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FreshMenTank

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Well i meet a girl on facebook, and we started talking. it was a light convo, you know; hey wats up, type stuff, a lil compliment from both sides. you know everything was going good, then i found out she got a boyfriend. i could care less, i just need help with making her think less of her boyfriend and more of me. what should i do. i need some help.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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NorwegianDJ

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FreshMenTank said:
Well i meet a girl on facebook, and we started talking. it was a light convo, you know; hey wats up, type stuff, a lil compliment from both sides. you know everything was going good, then i found out she got a boyfriend. i could care less, i just need help with making her think less of her boyfriend and more of me. what should i do. i need some help.
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You're from the teen forum on bodybuilding.com right?

Your answer: Abundance. Go for several girls, and you wont get this kind of problem.
 
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I'm sorry but I'm in a LTR, and I don't think very much of guys who like to steal girls from their boyfriends. That doesn't show anything about yourself other than you care little about other people (There will be pain for the girl and the boyfriend). It just comes across to me as sleezy, thats not what this forum is trying to teach.

Go for girls who arn't taken, don't ask for help to break up a relationship just because you wanna get laid.
 
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bassmastajazzyj

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First of all don't try and pick girls up on facebook and second of all if the girl is slutty enough and you're popular/muscular/cool enough, having a boyfriend won't really matter for her.
 
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