"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Isreali man with 67 Children hopes for 9th wife!

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HOLY MOLY DONUT SHOP!! I think the term for this is POLYGAMY. What do you guys think of it? Man i wish i had that many wives...ill spread my seeds all over too, have children with different woman...ever wonder how cool it would be if you had kids with a whole bunch of beautiful women..how they each would look? I wonder that all the time...
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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i think in third world countries it doesn't matter. cause you're broke as sh1t anyways, let the wife take care of the kids..
 
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This sounds like a joke

It's unclear how Abu Arrar supports his massive family. Camels, goats and a cow were grazing on his property. Yediot said he also receives about $1,700 (euro1,200) in government handouts each month.
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I wish i could do jack **** and have sex with my 9 wives... where do i sign up for these government handouts?
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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In third world countries it's actually better to have more kids. More kids means more people to work and farm for you.
 
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The majority of these kids will never receive the fatherly attention that every child deserves. Pretty fvcking sad.
 
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This guy sounds like a *****. It doesn't seem he cares for his children or wives.
 
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