"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Isreali man with 67 Children hopes for 9th wife!

Ken785

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HOLY MOLY DONUT SHOP!! I think the term for this is POLYGAMY. What do you guys think of it? Man i wish i had that many wives...ill spread my seeds all over too, have children with different woman...ever wonder how cool it would be if you had kids with a whole bunch of beautiful women..how they each would look? I wonder that all the time...
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Ken785

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i think in third world countries it doesn't matter. cause you're broke as sh1t anyways, let the wife take care of the kids..
 

Play the Game

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This sounds like a joke

It's unclear how Abu Arrar supports his massive family. Camels, goats and a cow were grazing on his property. Yediot said he also receives about $1,700 (euro1,200) in government handouts each month.
I wish i could do jack **** and have sex with my 9 wives... where do i sign up for these government handouts?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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The Sperminator

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In third world countries it's actually better to have more kids. More kids means more people to work and farm for you.
 

TyTe`EyEs

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The majority of these kids will never receive the fatherly attention that every child deserves. Pretty fvcking sad.
 

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This guy sounds like a *****. It doesn't seem he cares for his children or wives.
 
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