"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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iSoSuave app

r0cky

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Ok I'm working on developing a phone app that will make sosuave more useful than ever before. You will be able to receive the best comebacks for questions that girls may ask. For example when you're in the middle of a convo and she says something but you dont know what is the best c&f answer, just type in her question and a sosuave member will respond within seconds. When you submit your question, the app automatically creates a thread without the need to log on to the sosuave website. So you can create threads and receive posts straight to your phone.
If you guys have any input on this I'd love to hear it!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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they already have this application, but the admin needs to install a plugin to have tha app connect to the vbulletin database.

However, you should be learning on your own, no? it's how we evolve. at least thats what I've been doing (sorta :p) I started off with questions, but lately I've been trying to post things after the fact, in hope that a member can point out what I could have done for future instances.
 

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umm this has been done few years back............girlfriendX a hand held electronic gadget, then ummm mystery and style gave you PU lines to use via text messages to your phone.
 

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You mean from the show? I subscribed to that for a day or two...those openers were retarded. "What's better, thug lovin or gangsta lovin?" Hey, that sounds like a great line for .5 percent of the population to use! Assuming actual black people from the ghetto would actually understand a question like that. I'm guessing however that their reaction to such a line would still be "...huh?!? what the hell are you talking about?"

This would be a cool idea if you could get an instantaneous response, but it's SoSuave, not Cha Cha. Besides, then the whole board would be full of topics saying "Sh!t! She insulted my hair. What do I say next?!" and then the answers would have cheesy personality-specific comebacks, or "Next her". I can just imagine a girl giving me a **** test, me pulling out my phone and furiously typing, and me standing there awkwardly not responding until a minute later. LOL
 

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Exhumed said:
You mean from the show? I subscribed to that for a day or two...those openers were retarded. "What's better, thug lovin or gangsta lovin?" Hey, that sounds like a great line for .5 percent of the population to use! Assuming actual black people from the ghetto would actually understand a question like that. I'm guessing however that their reaction to such a line would still be "...huh?!? what the hell are you talking about?"

This would be a cool idea if you could get an instantaneous response, but it's SoSuave, not Cha Cha. Besides, then the whole board would be full of topics saying "Sh!t! She insulted my hair. What do I say next?!" and then the answers would have cheesy personality-specific comebacks, or "Next her". I can just imagine a girl giving me a **** test, me pulling out my phone and furiously typing, and me standing there awkwardly not responding until a minute later. LOL
Thats a valid point, i think it would be cool if the app had voice recognition so one doesnt have to type like an idiot. But I think one will look an idiot regardless
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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better then that, I think a site where someone can post a general question that commonly (or uncommonly) gets asked, and someone can post a response, and it gets voted on whether it is good or not.

It would basically be a site for browsing. something like yahoo answers.
 

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r0cky said:
Ok I'm working on developing a phone app that will make sosuave more useful than ever before. You will be able to receive the best comebacks for questions that girls may ask. For example when you're in the middle of a convo and she says something but you dont know what is the best c&f answer, just type in her question and a sosuave member will respond within seconds. When you submit your question, the app automatically creates a thread without the need to log on to the sosuave website. So you can create threads and receive posts straight to your phone.
If you guys have any input on this I'd love to hear it!
Come on, you are better than that.

Just work on being a man, and you will naturally have a 'cool' reply regardless of what is thrown at you.

Guys will work on getting tips, tricks and techniques to get girls, but they won't work on themselves and become a better man.

Luckily, the truth will out and girls will figure you out.
 

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HAHAHA

So you're going to be 'texting' all night.
Man, this better be a troll.

It's also awkward to stop to 'text' and then come back with an 'awesome' (lame as fuc>, generic PUA line) to a conversational thread that has already died by the time you respond.
 
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