Scaramouche
Master Don Juan
DearMDJ
It's the Bulimic Women buy the Magazines,why not please them?
It's the Bulimic Women buy the Magazines,why not please them?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Is this the definition of a "regular" woman?
- Thread starter MatureDJ
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
shayanjameel08
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Woman Is Someone That Haves Qualities (physically And Personality) That Most People Have, Which Is Why She Is Norm, Avg, Etc.
sodbuster
Master Don Juan
I just posted it on FB too, MAYBE they will realize how stupid the thought is...
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not quite sure why the industry still promotes this. being that overweight is NOT healthy. Do you know how much bariatric surgery has grown in the past couple of years? Exponentially.
I wouldn't stick my d1ck in any of those "things".
I wouldn't stick my d1ck in any of those "things".
VikingKing
Banned
Hogs. lol.
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
Curvy, Thick, REAL, goddamitt even voluptuous means FAT LAND WHALE nowadays… Why can’t we call it ANNOREXIC - SKINNY – HEALTHY - OBESE - MORBIDLY OBESE or as per the medical industry standard terms.
What really fvcks me off is that I am fat at the moment with a BMI of 22% 2 days ago, after my Christmas gorging. My personal trainer and I know that to pay for my autumn/winter 2013 (off season) I have to train 3 days a week from now, with him; then follow a set diet so I can be around 12% and still muscular by summer. So I train and I diet and I accept that I have to because inside I am a greedy bastard who yo yo diets. I make no excuses for being fat in the winter and I make no excuses for not being in shape for the summer. I know it’s not the ideal lifestyle stress on my body etc. but it’s how I cope with my glutton for now. I f I stayed fat, or got fatter; I know 100% that my options start to dwindle, so I get on with fixing my sh1t…
But for women, NO! Let’s just tell men what is attractive and ‘normal’ instead of changing ourselves (like men have to) let’s just change the men by constantly bombarding them with obese images until they eventually believe it is the norm.. Time to wake up b1tches, all you have to do to get attention and get bought loads of free sh1t is to put down the fvcking fork….
What really fvcks me off is that I am fat at the moment with a BMI of 22% 2 days ago, after my Christmas gorging. My personal trainer and I know that to pay for my autumn/winter 2013 (off season) I have to train 3 days a week from now, with him; then follow a set diet so I can be around 12% and still muscular by summer. So I train and I diet and I accept that I have to because inside I am a greedy bastard who yo yo diets. I make no excuses for being fat in the winter and I make no excuses for not being in shape for the summer. I know it’s not the ideal lifestyle stress on my body etc. but it’s how I cope with my glutton for now. I f I stayed fat, or got fatter; I know 100% that my options start to dwindle, so I get on with fixing my sh1t…
But for women, NO! Let’s just tell men what is attractive and ‘normal’ instead of changing ourselves (like men have to) let’s just change the men by constantly bombarding them with obese images until they eventually believe it is the norm.. Time to wake up b1tches, all you have to do to get attention and get bought loads of free sh1t is to put down the fvcking fork….