"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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So i meet this girl,hit it off pretty well,we go clubbing dance etc goes sour on the kclose.I find out she's like obsessed like a fangirl over this other guy,i don't really care but her friends keep mentioning me this.She hooks up with this guy she wants (again info i don't ask for,they just pop and say "Gi did u know X is with Y now?").Due to mutual friends we meet up a couple of times,i keep it casual with some c+f.Fast forward half a month she brakes up with him,starts firing IOIs again,by know she's just an AW to me so i ignore her.

Couple weeks later she hooks up with one of my best friends,breaks it off the day we were gonna meet at a mutual friends party.She tries to dance with me and ****,i shrug it off once more.Two days later she's messing with yet another one of my best friends.

Anyone had a similar experience? Is this girl after me or what? I hate to see her emotionally ruin my AFC friends like that.Am i getting illusions from my arrogancy or is this just typical super attention ***** behaviour?

Thanks in advance.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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She sounds like an attention wh0re, personally I wouldn't get invovled with a girl like that.
 
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Yeah i figured out that much -nor do i want to get involved with her- but the thing is she will **** up emotionally my mates and this will affect me cause they will whine day and night. :\
 
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