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I vented to an old buddy who has always had tons of women about my most recent breakup and here is what he said............
So here goes for the last time, WOMEN IN A NUTSHELL:
Women are basically pets that can talk and you have to treat them as such. The main difference between women and cats is that cats are more loyal. You must remember women are primitive animals, and even the most loyal animal (your dog) will leave your side if someone else offered him a steak. That is the thing you have to remember about women they will always go to what they consider in their tiny little minds to be a better offer.
Women will lie, cheat, kill, do anything to get what they think they want or deserve. They are the most devious and conniving creatures on earth. They would rule the world, except for the fact they are borderline mentally retarded.
Women can also change their feelings faster then you can say psycho. Women are primitive beings who rely on emotion and have no logic at all. A woman can fall madly in love with you in her tiny little mind after one date, or be in love with you for 10 years, and completely change her mind one day because the sun came out.
Now if course there are exception to the rule, and some women are loyal and will stay with you no matter what. Some examples:
1) It is an arranged marriage, or because of religious reasons.
2) You found them in the deep jungle (or tiny town), and they know nothing of the real world, and they feel so lucky that you rescued them from that. However in this case you have to keep them indoors and away from other women.
3) They have been so destroyed mentally or physically in life (rape, beaten, loss of a kid whatever) that just being with anyone is a relief. Hang out at women shelters and you can pick them up
4) You are able to mentally manipulate them on a daily basis to believe that you are doing them a favor by spending any time with them at all;
5) You are more rich or more famous then any other guy around;
6) The chick is so fat and ugly no one else wants her. Guaranteed life-time loyalty
Now you want the perfect fairy tail romance where you meet a beautiful, sexy, fun and exciting woman who will worship you and do everything for you that you want and live happily ever after, with each day being better than the last. Well if you want this there are three places you can find this.
1) Fantasy - ****en - land
2) Hollywood movies
3) Or build a time machine and go back to the 1950's
Now that being said, I am not completely cynical. There are plenty of nice girls, who are intelligent, will be loyal, and good mothers out there. the problem is you don't want them, because they are average looking, or not exciting enough for you. Sure you might find one that is better looking and fun, and you might even marry her, but sooner or later you will take her for granted.
So buddy you have a choice to make.
1) You can learn to play the game, expect nothing from a woman, and never be surprised by what she does
or
2) You can change the person you are and settle down with a nice loyal woman and raise a bunch of kids together
So here goes for the last time, WOMEN IN A NUTSHELL:
Women are basically pets that can talk and you have to treat them as such. The main difference between women and cats is that cats are more loyal. You must remember women are primitive animals, and even the most loyal animal (your dog) will leave your side if someone else offered him a steak. That is the thing you have to remember about women they will always go to what they consider in their tiny little minds to be a better offer.
Women will lie, cheat, kill, do anything to get what they think they want or deserve. They are the most devious and conniving creatures on earth. They would rule the world, except for the fact they are borderline mentally retarded.
Women can also change their feelings faster then you can say psycho. Women are primitive beings who rely on emotion and have no logic at all. A woman can fall madly in love with you in her tiny little mind after one date, or be in love with you for 10 years, and completely change her mind one day because the sun came out.
Now if course there are exception to the rule, and some women are loyal and will stay with you no matter what. Some examples:
1) It is an arranged marriage, or because of religious reasons.
2) You found them in the deep jungle (or tiny town), and they know nothing of the real world, and they feel so lucky that you rescued them from that. However in this case you have to keep them indoors and away from other women.
3) They have been so destroyed mentally or physically in life (rape, beaten, loss of a kid whatever) that just being with anyone is a relief. Hang out at women shelters and you can pick them up
4) You are able to mentally manipulate them on a daily basis to believe that you are doing them a favor by spending any time with them at all;
5) You are more rich or more famous then any other guy around;
6) The chick is so fat and ugly no one else wants her. Guaranteed life-time loyalty
Now you want the perfect fairy tail romance where you meet a beautiful, sexy, fun and exciting woman who will worship you and do everything for you that you want and live happily ever after, with each day being better than the last. Well if you want this there are three places you can find this.
1) Fantasy - ****en - land
2) Hollywood movies
3) Or build a time machine and go back to the 1950's
Now that being said, I am not completely cynical. There are plenty of nice girls, who are intelligent, will be loyal, and good mothers out there. the problem is you don't want them, because they are average looking, or not exciting enough for you. Sure you might find one that is better looking and fun, and you might even marry her, but sooner or later you will take her for granted.
So buddy you have a choice to make.
1) You can learn to play the game, expect nothing from a woman, and never be surprised by what she does
or
2) You can change the person you are and settle down with a nice loyal woman and raise a bunch of kids together
