Is this really women in a nutshell ?

[lifemisspent]

I vented to an old buddy who has always had tons of women about my most recent breakup and here is what he said............

So here goes for the last time, WOMEN IN A NUTSHELL:

Women are basically pets that can talk and you have to treat them as such. The main difference between women and cats is that cats are more loyal. You must remember women are primitive animals, and even the most loyal animal (your dog) will leave your side if someone else offered him a steak. That is the thing you have to remember about women they will always go to what they consider in their tiny little minds to be a better offer.

Women will lie, cheat, kill, do anything to get what they think they want or deserve. They are the most devious and conniving creatures on earth. They would rule the world, except for the fact they are borderline mentally retarded.

Women can also change their feelings faster then you can say psycho. Women are primitive beings who rely on emotion and have no logic at all. A woman can fall madly in love with you in her tiny little mind after one date, or be in love with you for 10 years, and completely change her mind one day because the sun came out.

Now if course there are exception to the rule, and some women are loyal and will stay with you no matter what. Some examples:

1) It is an arranged marriage, or because of religious reasons.

2) You found them in the deep jungle (or tiny town), and they know nothing of the real world, and they feel so lucky that you rescued them from that. However in this case you have to keep them indoors and away from other women.

3) They have been so destroyed mentally or physically in life (rape, beaten, loss of a kid whatever) that just being with anyone is a relief. Hang out at women shelters and you can pick them up

4) You are able to mentally manipulate them on a daily basis to believe that you are doing them a favor by spending any time with them at all;

5) You are more rich or more famous then any other guy around;

6) The chick is so fat and ugly no one else wants her. Guaranteed life-time loyalty

Now you want the perfect fairy tail romance where you meet a beautiful, sexy, fun and exciting woman who will worship you and do everything for you that you want and live happily ever after, with each day being better than the last. Well if you want this there are three places you can find this.

1) Fantasy - ****en - land

2) Hollywood movies

3) Or build a time machine and go back to the 1950's

Now that being said, I am not completely cynical. There are plenty of nice girls, who are intelligent, will be loyal, and good mothers out there. the problem is you don't want them, because they are average looking, or not exciting enough for you. Sure you might find one that is better looking and fun, and you might even marry her, but sooner or later you will take her for granted.

So buddy you have a choice to make.

1) You can learn to play the game, expect nothing from a woman, and never be surprised by what she does

or

2) You can change the person you are and settle down with a nice loyal woman and raise a bunch of kids together

 

[GetOveIT]

man talk about Bitterness.

 

[jnice48146]

I think the OP's friend is on the right track, he just comes off as a bit "course". I agree with the jist of what he layed out there.

 

[Zarky]

OP post snipped

Ummm..... thanks?

 

[GetOveIT]

Dude first of all stop being in a possesion mindset no women will be a "granted" thing for eternety thats fairy tale [ Same as Men ] that dont make her a slut.

Start thinking of being with a woman something that adds to your life not "The thing that i cant live without!".

Yes Women think with emotion not logic this is common sense, any women that is above average in quality will give you that much.

Dont hate or inferiorize them, if you keep finding crappy women the problem is in you.

Sorry for my english :/

Yes alot of crappy women do get to act like queens but thats because afc men keeps enabling such behavior.

 

[KingofHearts]

its hard not to be cynical after a while. I don't have anything to add or take away from what is said. But i'm so glad that there are other things to do on this planet besides have sex with women. I wish I didn't waste so much of my youth on thinking about women but I guess i got it out of the way early.

 

[Maxtro]

OK, thanks for the info. What am I supposed to do with it?

 

[Sandow]

Haha I used to have this mentality for the longest time in my early to mid twenties. The reason for that is because most girls in this age are like what the OP posted. But as they get older, I really do believe they change. You'll find more loyal, down to earth girls in their late twenties and thirties.

But who cares if girls are like this anyways when they are young! No one should married or in serious relationships at this age anyhow. Just enjoy all the variety these creatures can offer. This should be a good thing!

 

[GetOveIT]

Haha I used to have this mentality for the longest time in my early to mid twenties. The reason for that is because most girls in this age are like what the OP posted. But as they get older, I really do believe they change. You'll find more loyal, down to earth girls in their late twenties and thirties.

But who cares if girls are like this anyways when they are young! No one should married or in serious relationships at this age anyhow. Just enjoy all the variety these creatures can offer. This should be a good thing!

It's not a matter of age don't ilude yourself please.

 

[zekko]

It's not a matter of age don't ilude yourself please.

Actually I think it can be a matter of age. People mature as they get older. That doesn't mean she will outgrow all her bad tendencies, but it's very possible they will be tempered with age.

Depends on the girl of course, everyone's an individual. I know it's an unpopular idea around here that women can actually think, but some of them can have some pretty good ideas from time to time.

 

[GetOveIT]

Actually I think it can be a matter of age. People mature as they get older. That doesn't mean she will outgrow all her bad tendencies, but it's very possible they will be tempered with age.

Depends on the girl of course, everyone's an individual. I know it's an unpopular idea around here that women can actually think, but some of them can have some pretty good ideas from time to time.

Women can think, girls dont, and its a maturity thing not a age thing.