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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Is this just an example of an extraordinarily rich beta throwing his money around to
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
I don't think it is an example of that because he invited some quite ugly ones. Unless he likes old women like DJDamage said.
I wouldn't mind having billions of dollars though.
EDIT: Oh **** I just seen this part "He is also famed for his generosity having previously presented Mariah Carey with $6 million of jewels."
Rewritten - "He is also famed for his *****ness having previously presented Mariah Carey with $6 million of jewels and getting no *****"
That's no generosity there, he was hoping for something else that I bet he didn't get.
I wouldn't mind having billions of dollars though.
EDIT: Oh **** I just seen this part "He is also famed for his generosity having previously presented Mariah Carey with $6 million of jewels."
Rewritten - "He is also famed for his *****ness having previously presented Mariah Carey with $6 million of jewels and getting no *****"
That's no generosity there, he was hoping for something else that I bet he didn't get.
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Master Don Juan
he's one of the biggest horse racing players in the world, owns shadwell stable. spends stupidly insane amounts of money on horses. he owned invasor who won the breeders cup classic in 2006. also owns Jazil who won the 2006 Belmont and is the half sister to Rags to Riches
he's also a pretty good looking dude in real life no homo. my wife has a bad crush on him
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.