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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Is this just an example of an extraordinarily rich beta throwing his money around to
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
I don't think it is an example of that because he invited some quite ugly ones. Unless he likes old women like DJDamage said.
I wouldn't mind having billions of dollars though.
EDIT: Oh **** I just seen this part "He is also famed for his generosity having previously presented Mariah Carey with $6 million of jewels."
Rewritten - "He is also famed for his *****ness having previously presented Mariah Carey with $6 million of jewels and getting no *****"
That's no generosity there, he was hoping for something else that I bet he didn't get.
I wouldn't mind having billions of dollars though.
EDIT: Oh **** I just seen this part "He is also famed for his generosity having previously presented Mariah Carey with $6 million of jewels."
Rewritten - "He is also famed for his *****ness having previously presented Mariah Carey with $6 million of jewels and getting no *****"
That's no generosity there, he was hoping for something else that I bet he didn't get.
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Master Don Juan
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Master Don Juan
he's one of the biggest horse racing players in the world, owns shadwell stable. spends stupidly insane amounts of money on horses. he owned invasor who won the breeders cup classic in 2006. also owns Jazil who won the 2006 Belmont and is the half sister to Rags to Riches
he's also a pretty good looking dude in real life no homo. my wife has a bad crush on him
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.