"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Is this guy for real?

Findog

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Is this a joke page or does this guy fancy himself as a player?

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Man About Town Pro-Tip Lesson: Been getting a lot of questions from some of the younger brothers coming up in the game today on how they can be more pimp money with the honeys. The following are some of my best pickup lines/openers. Feel free to use 'em the next time you're macking on a babe in a bar, restaurant or nursing home. If you have some of your own, post 'em in the comments below:

"Mind if I eat this Chalupa in front of you?"

"What does this smell like?" (put your hand in front of their nostrils)

"Yo babe, know where I can find the nearest Arby's?"

"That is the sexiest C-Section Scar I've ever seen." (moms only)

(Lick lips) "Mmmmmm....."


There's also this:

Have a hot date tonight. Picking her up at 7. Gonna put on some Tim McGraw cologne, wear my best dress shirt from Mervyn's, then slide across the hood of my car Duke Boys style when it's time to go. Come 11 pm, there's gonna be some heavy makeout action after I park the car at Denny's and put on my mix tape cd. It's got everything - the Fall Guy theme song, the Simon and Simon theme song, the Hardcastle and McCormick theme song, the Hunter theme song, as well as the Cagney and Lacey theme song. This girl is gonna be putty in my sweaty, well-calloused hands.

And this:

Spent the entire afternoon gazing admiringly into my ceiling mirror after my monthly visit to Supercuts. Then I touched it. God I feel like a million bucks.

And finally this:

My bucket list involves the hat trick: Grandma, Mom and daughter.

Is this guy alpha or beta?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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scrouds

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Made my nostalgic. Remember when mix tapes were tapes? And you had to sit in front of a stereo hitting the play and record buttons at the same time? Or worse trying to rip it from the radio when it came on.

Now mix "tape" cds. Just drag and drop and click burn.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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MatureDJ

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Yep, it's official: according to the Dallas Country District Attorney, I am no longer allowed in nursing homes.
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