"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Is this guy for real?

Findog

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Is this a joke page or does this guy fancy himself as a player?

https://www.facebook.com/ManAboutTown

Man About Town Pro-Tip Lesson: Been getting a lot of questions from some of the younger brothers coming up in the game today on how they can be more pimp money with the honeys. The following are some of my best pickup lines/openers. Feel free to use 'em the next time you're macking on a babe in a bar, restaurant or nursing home. If you have some of your own, post 'em in the comments below:

"Mind if I eat this Chalupa in front of you?"

"What does this smell like?" (put your hand in front of their nostrils)

"Yo babe, know where I can find the nearest Arby's?"

"That is the sexiest C-Section Scar I've ever seen." (moms only)

(Lick lips) "Mmmmmm....."


There's also this:

Have a hot date tonight. Picking her up at 7. Gonna put on some Tim McGraw cologne, wear my best dress shirt from Mervyn's, then slide across the hood of my car Duke Boys style when it's time to go. Come 11 pm, there's gonna be some heavy makeout action after I park the car at Denny's and put on my mix tape cd. It's got everything - the Fall Guy theme song, the Simon and Simon theme song, the Hardcastle and McCormick theme song, the Hunter theme song, as well as the Cagney and Lacey theme song. This girl is gonna be putty in my sweaty, well-calloused hands.

And this:

Spent the entire afternoon gazing admiringly into my ceiling mirror after my monthly visit to Supercuts. Then I touched it. God I feel like a million bucks.

And finally this:

My bucket list involves the hat trick: Grandma, Mom and daughter.

Is this guy alpha or beta?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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scrouds

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Made my nostalgic. Remember when mix tapes were tapes? And you had to sit in front of a stereo hitting the play and record buttons at the same time? Or worse trying to rip it from the radio when it came on.

Now mix "tape" cds. Just drag and drop and click burn.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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MatureDJ

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Yep, it's official: according to the Dallas Country District Attorney, I am no longer allowed in nursing homes.
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