"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Is This Guy A Cuck Or What?
- Thread starter highSpeed
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
I don’t see it that way. He was reported to have cheated on her with lots of hoes, and as a high profile athlete, he had to back peddle on his “double standard” comment so Jana could publicly save face in front of her predominantly female fan base.
This guy is probably still slaying strange, he’s just being smarter about it and not getting caught.
mrgoodstuff
Master Don Juan
So she got caught and he let it slide since he was banging alot of hoez?
Look, you cheat, it's a deal breaker, at least for most guys. I'm not sure about women, will they let it slide? Depends, are they married to the guy or not? How in the world could you ever see your woman without some random guy banging her if you stayed? No thanks, I'd rather start over again.
He got caught, but she let it slide because he claimed he was a “sex addict” and went into therapy lol.
A girl I’m seeing is heavy into country music gossip so I’m all up to speed on this.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
mrgoodstuff
Master Don Juan
Lol
aray808311
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what sport is mike caussin?
death_wish. .
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ahh, so tru.
7onriverI f
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how are these guys banging 300+ girls a year without getting crap? or is it more like 3 on the low side and 13 on the high side? say its the middle around 8 fishy sardine ridden snatches banged sounds about right. High probability you can get away with that. makes sense now.