backseatjuan
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Is this music video alpha or beta? Masculine or feminine?
Wait for it, she's fat.
Wait for it, she's fat.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Is this clip alpha or beta?
- Thread starter backseatjuan
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
backseatjuan
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I'm watching hottest clip there is today, what did you think. I'm just wondering if this is masculine to glue that shoe to the bitches foot.
stovepipe
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nobody cares! First 4 words after clicking link is your answer.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
EyeOnThePrize
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Lmao that foot gluing.
You seem to care by posting here, why deny it by saying nobody cares?
Maybe u r bored that nobody is plying ur BPD/Succubus women threads or postings, I would gladly entertain you there, all you need is to create a new demonic women thread.
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Funny, as the Motivators, Thinkers and other straight up men grow in numbers...the "evil women" threads tame down to nothing. This is good.
redskinsfan92
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Wth did I just watch? This is like the true story of Cinderella
redskinsfan92
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See, he was drunk/high and she looked good. He sobered up a bit and the club lights turned on. Bam! The 2 am horror show begins.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
kbbroiler1971
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Okay stopped at 8 secs. What the hell?!