"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Is this a scam or not?

theunflushables

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So due to my own dumbass fault I find myself with two futons as my only furniture. I'd really like to get a bed but need to do it on the cheap as my budget is stretched tight.

I found an ad on craigslist where this guy has queen size mattresses and box frames for like 150-200 for the set. I call him to see what its about, and he says he sells overstocked furniture. I ask him about his store hours and he says he sets appointments and to come by tomorrow at noon.

Does this sound scammy? Could I wind up dead in a warehouse? Anything I should look for in the quality of goods, and if I buy is there any way to ensure his delivery guys don't do some sort of bait and switch?
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Dude, Ive boughten elk-meat on a pier at 8 pm. You will be fine, just to be safe though get a tazer/mace (mace is much cheaper, so get that).

But you are being a little paranoid, just do it ;)
 

theunflushables

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Yeah, I probably am. I've never bought anything off of CL so I don't know what to expect.

As for Mace, thats illegal here in Michigan. Or so I've been told by a female friend who is looking into getting a Pit Bull.
 

Levex

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theunflushables said:
As for Mace, thats illegal here in Michigan.

That to me is amazing. Detroit's homocide rate is sky high and people cant even carry mace to protect themselves.
Rediculous.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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if u can get a handgun with a silencer, you can even get in and out w/o paying and nobody will hear you. Could be a better way to go :)
 

theunflushables

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Plus its not like mace would do any good, everyone here is packing heat.

As far as that place goes, it turned out to be legit. I ended up buying a full size mattress and box set for 150. Granted its not a luxury bed but its sure as hell more comfy than a futon.
 
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