"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Is there any point to this?

Von

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I think the achievement on a man should be measured by the number of post he has on SoSuave.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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The reason you’re having trouble is that you’ve accomplished nothing in life and think you’re such an accomplished guy. If you were a high status guy, you’d have access to a lot of women through friends, parties, etc. but you are a loner who posts on sosuave every day.

A guy who has status has a degree from Harvard, a six or seven figure job on Wall Street, a ton of friends, and a huge house. Or an NBA player who has 5 million followers on Twitter. You’re nothing remotely close to that. So do you have work to do? Yes, you do. Since you want to bang hot women so bad, stop lying to yourself that you’re a successful real estate investoR.
I'd bet that there are a lot of such Harvard graduate men on Wall Street who have a difficult time securing poontang (i.e. aside from paying for it); it seems ridiculous, but that's the way it is. What used to be a "very eligible bachelor" is simply not quite good enough these days.
 
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I'd bet that there are a lot of such Harvard graduate men on Wall Street who have a difficult time securing poontang (i.e. aside from paying for it); it seems ridiculous, but that's the way it is. What used to be a "very eligible bachelor" is simply not quite good enough these days.
Getting a college degree isn't an impressive accomplishment. That's kid sh1t.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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