Phazuka
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It's difficult but not impossible. We usually meet somewhere in Asia every 3-4 months for a week or two. She'll be here in the US soon, hopefully.Maximus Rex said:
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Is there a "Rate my GF" thread?
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
sparky0000
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I give her a 3. Seriously, I didn't need to see that picture early in the morning. All I hear in my head is, "I give you sexy show for two dollar. Two dollar I give sexy show. Two dollar only. You take?"Phazuka said:Can I start one? You're welcome to post pics of your GF too.
Of course I would rate my GF a 10 but dat's just me.
Poor skin, old looking, poor chin, slutty American woman pose, flip-flops...uh...wtf? she is already in America.
belividere
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I'm hoping that this was a joke but this is why there isn't a rate my gf threadBerlex said:
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
sparky0000
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You don't know half the story. Even money says that more than one dude on here wacked off while thinking about Berlex wacking off.belividere said:
seanchai
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Dude, all the Ukrainian girls I know here walk around with that "slutty American" posture perpetually. Must be something about our global hor-gemony.
Luckily the world still has a bastion of elegance and femininity in the former Soviet Union.
Luckily the world still has a bastion of elegance and femininity in the former Soviet Union.
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So you live in Seattle or Ukraine? Immigrants are Americans or want to be Americans. If you got some and actually visited you would see that there the typical Ukraine girl has NOTHING in common with the typical American girl.seanchai said:
Immigrant Eastern Europeans are screwed up big time. Last time I even say that. Nothing worse than a displaced female from a place like Ukraine. Talk about a bad attitude. Avoid them like poison.
Phazuka
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sparky0000 said:
Actually, her skin is flawless. :moon:
Phazuka
Don Juan
Eh, I thought it was funny. I'm not going to get jealous or something, lol.belividere said:
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Phazuka
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I lived in Germany for 4 years when I was in the Army. There's a reason for the word EUROTRASH. Some of these eastern European girls make American trailer trash look classy. That's why I prefer Asian women. They're elegant, classy, conservative, family oriented, submissive and know how to please their man outside the bedroom.sparky0000 said:
cant think of a user name
Master Don Juan
Gold... even if the idea of a hor-gemonic culture is a little unsettling.seanchai said:
seanchai
Master Don Juan
I'd like to meet some non-immigrant Ukrainians because the immigrants really don't do it for me.sparky0000 said:
I live in Seattle. Are you Ukrainian? Where did you learn the language (I assume you speak it if you pick up while over there)?
Skilla_Staz
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Theres always going to be a sl*t in any culture. 
I do like my classy women though.
I do like my classy women though.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
This thread and the thread starter is PATHETIC... wow it's so Don Juan to brag or compare Gfs isn't it? Why do you care what other ppl think? Are you that insecure with yourself. I'm pretty sure you asked your girlfriend that your going to post a picture of her on this site right? lol kids these days are so whipped.
"Insecure guys get girlfriends so they can show off and brag to their friends." David Delangelo
"Insecure guys get girlfriends so they can show off and brag to their friends." David Delangelo
Phazuka
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Nice reversal.CCKazi007 said:
I'm not trying to brag or anything. We've been together now a year and a half so I'm not insecure or jealous. I think the comments are funny and the intended purpose of starting conversation appears to have worked.
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Lol yes there is a "Rate My GF" already... I got it in the High School forum and it's locked unfortunately Hmm kind of different but never mind...
Hmm kind of different but never mind..."I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.