"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Is oral reciprocation expected?

2crudedudes

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I was hanging out with my FB (ex), whom I've had sex with many times (oral, anal, vaginal, you name it, we did it). Its been a while since we broke up, and its been a really long while since she gave me a BJ. I asked her for some lovin before heading inside, to which she replied "don't ask, its tacky." Fine, point taken. But before I could go in, she told me she was dry and that I should go down on her....

I said I wouldn't do it, and she blabbed on about how I was going "eye for an eye." She said she didn't wanna blow me because she didn't feel the same way about me, and brought up how I'd given some other chick (who was never my gf) oral. She tried to pass it off as if it was equally pleasurable for me, which it isn't. I love eating her out, but on a psychological level. Nothing beats a good ol hummer, though.

In the end, she booked before we could hook up. What do you guys think? I mean, I can understand that some foreplay was gonna be necessary, but demanding oral or else she bails (especially when she won't even entertain my request)? WTF?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Thats bullsh!t on her part and its good you didnt fold.

By her turning your request down and then asking for oral she was trying to take control of the FB relationship.

Next time get the sex and leave it at that. Start trying to make her feel used.
 

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Oral should be done because you want to, not because some chick gives you an ultimatum.
 

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Or just stick your tongue up her ass, and see if she asks you for oral again.
 

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Julius_Seizeher said:
Or just stick your tongue up her ass, and see if she asks you for oral again.
eew. not worth it.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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2crudedudes

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john paul said:
Thats bullsh!t on her part and its good you didnt fold.

By her turning your request down and then asking for oral she was trying to take control of the FB relationship.

Next time get the sex and leave it at that. Start trying to make her feel used.
Thanks for reassuring me. I felt kinda dumb that I gave up getting laid for not eating her out, considering I like both. But I think the power struggle here was the most important part of the night. I guess I'm glad things turned out the way they did :S

Special T said:
Oral should be done because you want to, not because some chick gives you an ultimatum.
I usually don't mind eating her out. I do enjoy it. But the fact that she just got up and left because I wouldn't do it shows her true colors. I was honestly surprised (and outraged) that she reacted that way.

Julius_Seizeher said:
Or just stick your tongue up her ass, and see if she asks you for oral again.
Actually, she kinda digs that (and I like playing with her ass too, so...) :p

sodbuster said:
go in for a s1xty n1ner position-if she won't you don't
Great idea!
 

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It's your FB so I wouldn't over think it too much. If she's having NSA sex with you, you're bound to but heads about small stuff like this from time to time. FB situations are that where either party can say no to anything from time to time. That's what being a FB is all about, it has to be convenient and wanted by both parties. You don't have to do anything you don't want to and neither does she. Since you aren't a couple there isn't really a need to sit or talk about it because it's just sex.

Just bide your time and you'll get head from here eventually. You could buy some vodka to speed up the process if you want it that bad.
 
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