"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Is it weird I didnt start masturbating until I was 18

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Telling random men is not going to help your situation.
 
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SamTheHobit said:
Telling random men is not going to help your situation.
Its not a situation but to me if so it explains a lot off things?!?!

Why i look so young

Why Im socially inept

I believe I have aspergers and maybe this is correlated with a lot of this stuff.

I ask to see if this is true most you start at 13-15? ANd 18 is very late?
 

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It's easy to blame your problems on a syndrom, I once I thaught I was bipolar. Beleive in yourself, and you will go far.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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You're fine, dude. Don't make a big deal out of it.
 

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Starting at 18? That is very late.

I think I started at 5 or something because I remember doing it in preschool. I've always been really horny.
 
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Maxtro said:
Starting at 18? That is very late.

I think I started at 5 or something because I remember doing it in preschool. I've always been really horny.

Its funny though at age of 12/13 I recall getting boners to grils in school and watching some porn....but I was scared to touch my penis lol
 

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donnyjondeppjuando said:
Its not a situation but to me if so it explains a lot off things?!?!

Why i look so young

Why Im socially inept

I believe I have aspergers and maybe this is correlated with a lot of this stuff.

I ask to see if this is true most you start at 13-15? ANd 18 is very late?
It's weird that you repeatedly ask stupid questions on this board.

Don't you have a cat to talk to?
 

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donnyjondeppjuando said:
Its funny though at age of 12/13 I recall getting boners to grils in school and watching some porn....but I was scared to touch my penis lol
Any chance your parents told you it was wrong?
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Maxtro said:
Any chance your parents told you it was wrong?
no. I was kinda left to myself as a kid, never really talk at all especially that kind off thing.

we got sex ed class when I was like 11 and other dudes would say stuff..I even went wiht my friend one night to his gf when I was like 13/14 and he had sex with her in the other room and was like ha I *** on the bedsheets and she got to wash them before her mum gets back.

I dunno what was wrong with me lol. I just never thought about doing it. Even though I was a perv such as I used to spy on my cousin in the shower when 13/14 also and I remeber getting hard but not touching it. I used to watch playboy freeview at 12-12.10am most nights when 15+ and the lingerie section in catalouge. I could feel getting arouse but I never thought about touching it.

Its weird when I think back
 

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donnyjondeppjuando said:
no. I was kinda left to myself as a kid, never really talk at all especially that kind off thing.

we got sex ed class when I was like 11 and other dudes would say stuff..I even went wiht my friend one night to his gf when I was like 13/14 and he had sex with her in the other room and was like ha I *** on the bedsheets and she got to wash them before her mum gets back.

I dunno what was wrong with me lol. I just never thought about doing it. Even though I was a perv such as I used to spy on my cousin in the shower when 13/14 also and I remeber getting hard but not touching it. I used to watch playboy freeview at 12-12.10am most nights when 15+ and the lingerie section in catalouge. I could feel getting arouse but I never thought about touching it.

Its weird when I think back
maybe you just weren't resourceful enough to figure it out.
 

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donnyjondeppjuando said:
no. I was kinda left to myself as a kid, never really talk at all especially that kind off thing.

we got sex ed class when I was like 11 and other dudes would say stuff..I even went wiht my friend one night to his gf when I was like 13/14 and he had sex with her in the other room and was like ha I *** on the bedsheets and she got to wash them before her mum gets back.

I dunno what was wrong with me lol. I just never thought about doing it. Even though I was a perv such as I used to spy on my cousin in the shower when 13/14 also and I remeber getting hard but not touching it. I used to watch playboy freeview at 12-12.10am most nights when 15+ and the lingerie section in catalouge. I could feel getting arouse but I never thought about touching it.

Its weird when I think back
I was afraid to look at or touch my cum until I was like 17-18. After I got over that, I became a master baiter. :p

You're fine. There's nothing wrong with you. Now go live your life and stop hanging around here so much.

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Gray The Prince said:
I was afraid to look at or touch my cum until I was like 17-18. After I got over that, I became a master baiter. :p

You're fine. There's nothing wrong with you. Now go live your life and stop hanging around here so much.

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oh yeh after the 1st time I keot doing it like 3-5x per day 7 day per week non stop lol.

I just reminicsing how weird it was when I think back...
 
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