"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Is it normal to prefer adolescent girls?

Chagnon

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Is it is normal for a man to find adolescent girls about 12-16 more desirable than 18+ adult women?

To me they are much more attractive. Their boobs are perkier, their skin is softer and smoother and their faces have that lovely adolescent sparkle that starts fading away after they leave school.

Is it normal for a man in his 30's to think this?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Sure, if you're a pedophile.
 

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it's like many other things,man. Where todraw theline? In some states,the line LEGALLY is drawn at age 18, in others, 16, In others, there's no age, IF you get the parent's consent to MARRY. In much of the world, there's no legal limit at all. Pedophile means "childl-over". Many females are not children anymore at 15 or so. Also, MANY women are not really capable of making good decisions until they are 25or so (if EVER).
 

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Chagnon said:
Is it is normal for a man to find adolescent girls about 12-16 more desirable than 18+ adult women?

To me they are much more attractive. Their boobs are perkier, their skin is softer and smoother and their faces have that lovely adolescent sparkle that starts fading away after they leave school.

Is it normal for a man in his 30's to think this?
Yes it's normal. Girls in developed areas of the world, who experienced precocious puberty, are at their peak of femininity and fertility within a couple of years of 16. In third world sh1t holes where girls go through puberty at age 16 to 19, the girls are usually awkward and as underdeveloped as their cities' water and sewer systems until they're over 20.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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