"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Is it gay if you nut in your face?

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Social_disturbance said:
Haha I know i'm gonna get flamed for this, but I just thought this was really funny when it happened today. I was getting a great BJ in the car today, and when I was ready, I assumed she was gonna take it in her mouth, but maybe she just miscalculated. Long story short, it shot on my shirt, and all the way on my forehead, above my eyebrowes. For what it's worth, we were really laughing about it for a long time...it's definately something that hasn't happened before and probably won't again. :D
one time i nutted and i couldnt find it
 
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