"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Is it gay if you nut in your face?

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Social_disturbance said:
Haha I know i'm gonna get flamed for this, but I just thought this was really funny when it happened today. I was getting a great BJ in the car today, and when I was ready, I assumed she was gonna take it in her mouth, but maybe she just miscalculated. Long story short, it shot on my shirt, and all the way on my forehead, above my eyebrowes. For what it's worth, we were really laughing about it for a long time...it's definately something that hasn't happened before and probably won't again. :D
one time i nutted and i couldnt find it
 
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