"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Is it better to eat her pu$$y before or during intercourse?
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Moral of the story: I'm not doing that again. I find it rather disgusting to do in any case.
My previous girlfriend told me that we can't be boyfriend/girlfriend until I do that to her. Then I told her that story and she just laughed.
Atom Smasher
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It might have been Dr. Beard.LMFAO said:
All threads exclusively about sex have to live in the AE forum.
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WTF? That sucks, man. That sh*t would turn me off of eating p*ssy forever I'm afraid. I've had some stankin' ass snatch before but I've never eaten any. If I can smell it at or near the panty line, then that's as close as my mouth gets. Most likely my d*ck will go limp too.LMFAO said:
Hygiene is a big deal to me.
Tictac
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
BetterCallSaul
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I will say that it's definitely an acquired taste and each woman can taste different. Hell even my wife I've noticed can taste a little different every so often. One night I can only handle a couple minutes of it, the next night I'm down there for like half an hour.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Vulpine
Master Don Juan
Well, not "after I come inside her". :gag:
Sometimes, If I'm about to come too quick, I'll pull out and do some licking (using fingers, too) until I back off from coming and can go a while longer. Then, I get close again, stop, do some licking, then continue again. When done this way, not only can you have her stuck on rolling orgasms, but you also back up a huge load.
Just last night, in fact: did as outlined above, ultimately ending with a facial/suck clean. Dirty-awesome, indeed. Instead of a measly couple minutes, I was able to attain "punisher mode" (in her mind, at least). Consider that women don't care how they are having multiple orgasms: if they are busy coming, they aren't wondering why your d¡ck isn't inside them. So, get close, back off and do some licking, get back at it, stop when you're close again, and continue until you need to let go. Do it on purpose: it makes it better for YOU when you finally decide to blast, and you'll look like a porn god in her eyes.
Though, I have a "delicious püssy" fetish, so I don't roll with the dirty girls. Obviously, this eliminates most stank hangups. Moreover, I very frequently insist that women shower quick before coming to the bedroom. They are generally more than happy to comply, for, they understand what I'm really proposing.
Oh, and I keep my d¡ck clean, so I'm not worried about my own "stank", either. Flavored condoms work well for you dirty-d¡cked dudes out there.
Hell, now that I'm thinking about it, she doesn't mind sucking her own spuzz off my junk, so...? In fact, she deliberately puts me in "punisher mode" by sucking for a while, then hopping on top for a while, then stopping and sucking again, then hopping back on... after a few rounds of this, it gets tough for me to get off. It gets crazy in all her holes after that, so, imagine the "for her" version with alternating licking/d¡cking: you put yourself in "punisher mode" and avoid the "two minute wonder" embarrassment/anxiety at the same time blowing her mind!
Like I said, a woman is NOT going to be thinking about how long you last if she's sweating, panting, and seeing fireworks. The ends justifies the means, and sex is for pleasure, so do whatever you like best.
As an afterthought, consider that just as some dudes have not and never will ƒuck a honest-to-goodness hot b¡tch, some dudes will never know what a truly delicious püssy tastes like. "Yuck, I'm done with that noise." It's the same dynamic as some chicks and anal, they have a bad experience by a poor operator and there's an aversion afterwards. "Ouch, I'm done with that noise." It's tough to convince them to open their ass after that. I just can't understand why guys ƒuck stank-snatched chicks, anyhow.
It's just plain unhealthy. Stop it. It's gross. If you can get a chick naked, then you can get them to shower, it's easy. Better hygiene = better sex.Vulpine
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MaddXMan, ever nut on a chick's face?MaddXMan said:
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.