"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Is it better to eat her pu$$y before or during intercourse?
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Moral of the story: I'm not doing that again. I find it rather disgusting to do in any case.
My previous girlfriend told me that we can't be boyfriend/girlfriend until I do that to her. Then I told her that story and she just laughed.
Atom Smasher
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It might have been Dr. Beard.LMFAO said:
All threads exclusively about sex have to live in the AE forum.
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WTF? That sucks, man. That sh*t would turn me off of eating p*ssy forever I'm afraid. I've had some stankin' ass snatch before but I've never eaten any. If I can smell it at or near the panty line, then that's as close as my mouth gets. Most likely my d*ck will go limp too.LMFAO said:
Hygiene is a big deal to me.
Tictac
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
BetterCallSaul
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I will say that it's definitely an acquired taste and each woman can taste different. Hell even my wife I've noticed can taste a little different every so often. One night I can only handle a couple minutes of it, the next night I'm down there for like half an hour.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Vulpine
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Well, not "after I come inside her". :gag:
Sometimes, If I'm about to come too quick, I'll pull out and do some licking (using fingers, too) until I back off from coming and can go a while longer. Then, I get close again, stop, do some licking, then continue again. When done this way, not only can you have her stuck on rolling orgasms, but you also back up a huge load.
Just last night, in fact: did as outlined above, ultimately ending with a facial/suck clean. Dirty-awesome, indeed. Instead of a measly couple minutes, I was able to attain "punisher mode" (in her mind, at least). Consider that women don't care how they are having multiple orgasms: if they are busy coming, they aren't wondering why your d¡ck isn't inside them. So, get close, back off and do some licking, get back at it, stop when you're close again, and continue until you need to let go. Do it on purpose: it makes it better for YOU when you finally decide to blast, and you'll look like a porn god in her eyes.
Though, I have a "delicious püssy" fetish, so I don't roll with the dirty girls. Obviously, this eliminates most stank hangups. Moreover, I very frequently insist that women shower quick before coming to the bedroom. They are generally more than happy to comply, for, they understand what I'm really proposing.
Oh, and I keep my d¡ck clean, so I'm not worried about my own "stank", either. Flavored condoms work well for you dirty-d¡cked dudes out there.
Hell, now that I'm thinking about it, she doesn't mind sucking her own spuzz off my junk, so...? In fact, she deliberately puts me in "punisher mode" by sucking for a while, then hopping on top for a while, then stopping and sucking again, then hopping back on... after a few rounds of this, it gets tough for me to get off. It gets crazy in all her holes after that, so, imagine the "for her" version with alternating licking/d¡cking: you put yourself in "punisher mode" and avoid the "two minute wonder" embarrassment/anxiety at the same time blowing her mind!
Like I said, a woman is NOT going to be thinking about how long you last if she's sweating, panting, and seeing fireworks. The ends justifies the means, and sex is for pleasure, so do whatever you like best.
As an afterthought, consider that just as some dudes have not and never will ƒuck a honest-to-goodness hot b¡tch, some dudes will never know what a truly delicious püssy tastes like. "Yuck, I'm done with that noise." It's the same dynamic as some chicks and anal, they have a bad experience by a poor operator and there's an aversion afterwards. "Ouch, I'm done with that noise." It's tough to convince them to open their ass after that. I just can't understand why guys ƒuck stank-snatched chicks, anyhow.
It's just plain unhealthy. Stop it. It's gross. If you can get a chick naked, then you can get them to shower, it's easy. Better hygiene = better sex.Vulpine
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MaddXMan, ever nut on a chick's face?MaddXMan said:
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.