MrConfidence
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Wow, you guys must honestly have no lives.
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
alright thats it, I am moving for the closing of this thread and your banning by the mods. You are annoying and a blight on this board.MrConfidence said:You know what's sad is that you guys don't have anything else to do than post useless post in this topic.
Whatever man. It's still sad that you care so much about what goes on on an internet board. And you call me a troll? Please, you guys have no right, NONE of you guys have posted anything relavent to the topic for the past 3 pages. Besides, who keeps reviving this topic after I post? YOU! You can always STOP posting, but you keep posting, because you know what? You love arguing, your a freaking drama queen. So I could name several of you who are worse trolls than me. It's a wonder immature people like you, who have nothing better to do, than spam peoples topics, have ever gotten p*ssy. Infact, I think if anyones dillusional, it's you. A mature person would STOP posting, or post something relavent, if he didn't like a topic, he wouldn't post. You're the opposite. Let's remember who started this whole string of off-topicness, the faggot who calls himself oakraiderz. In any case, I'm now ignoring all of you who feel like posting this irrelavent bullshit in my topic. Grow the fuck up you fucking haters.comic_relief said:alright thats it, I am moving for the closing of this thread and your banning by the mods. You are annoying and a blight on this board.
You ask for help but then tell them to basically STFU. Shut up, butters/troll. Your worst than skip2mylou.
comic_relief
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Yeah, stop hating on Mr. Confidence!MrConfidence said:Haha, yep, I was right. You guys just don't stop. I don't even see why you're posting, you're ignored, and if even if you WEREN'T ignored, I wouldn't pay attention to you. You guys can say anything about me that you want, compare me to Butters, I don't care, because in the end, you don't know me that well, and in the end, you're wrong. You guys aren't Don Juans, you're losers with nothing better to do than to flame people on forums.
The faggot oakraiderz huh? :nono: Faggot ehh? Arent you the one whos giving up on girls? Yea...whatd you do last night?? Band??? Im damn sure you didnt hook up with a 29 yr old and have an enjoyable night like i did, did you? I was helping you at first, but you dont listen. Youre a waste of a life. Get bent. Go play in traffic, butters...hahaha...fag. You hate me for some reason...sooo you should tell me why. Why my name is brought up and no one else? Enlighten me.MrConfidence said:Let's remember who started this whole string of off-topicness, the faggot who calls himself oakraiderz. In any case, I'm now ignoring all of you who feel like posting this irrelavent bullshit in my topic. Grow the fuck up you fucking haters.
You have a cute smile.MrConfidence said:What was that? Oh yeah, you're ignored. :crackup:
I did take 10 seconds out of my day to read that post, and it's the same bullcrap as all your other posts. It only shows how ignorant you are.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
r u gay?oakraiderz2 said:You have a cute smile.
Youre a retard. It was a joke genious. God some people are dumb.ChrizZ said:r u gay?
You mean you don´t like his smile?oakraiderz2 said:Youre a retard. It was a joke genious. God some people are dumb.
:yes:Capt.Jack Sparrow said:MOVIE QUOTE!!!
"You know how I know your gay? You just told me your not sleeping with women any more."
oakraiderz2 said:Your parents treat you like sh*t. They talk to you like youre incompetent, kinda the same way you behave on here. Youre 15 or 16, never had a real girlfriend, probably never kissed a girl. You say you can approach but who knows if thats the truth or some facade you try to portray on this site. You joined the wrestling team but youre most likely the worst wrestler. Youre in band yet you dont have very many friends. Girls dont associate with you because you dont know how to talk to people. You have a short temper and get mad when people point out the truth. For some reason your a ****y mofo when you cant even get ANY girl...why are you ****y? Because its a show for the website, sadly. Youre probably an only child. You dont have a drivers license nor are you getting one remotely around the day youre suppose to. Youre immature and lack a sense of understanding of the world. You feel as if the world owes you something. Youre bitter. You have the tools to change but you dont see the problem. People CONSTANTLY tell you the same advice yet you reject it. It 15 people agree on something...you might wanna look into it. If this isnt you...why dont you tell me who...MR CONFIDENCE AKA VIPER really is.
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.