"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Is anyone relieved that Lizzo is not quitting music afterall?

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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BaronOfHair

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"Is anyone relieved that Lizzo is not quitting music afterall?"

Absolutely!!! Her departing the limelight would've deprived us all of many hilarious punchlines, in addition those which are already exist




 
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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

Read more...

FlexpertHamilton

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She's going to quit music soon whether anyone wants her to or not, with a body like that, her lifespan is probably near its end, especially if she's vaccinated.
 

FlexpertHamilton

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Dude you’re obsessed with the vaccine conspiracy
I'm not obsessed at all, almost all of my friends and family are vaxxed and I've never once even brought it up with them. But this isn't something I'm just going to forget. Have you heard of Bret Weinstein? I urge you to listen to some of his podcasts. He knows what he's talking about. The vaccines had poor quality control and when injected IM instead of IV they really did pose serious risk of heart damage, I don't see how anyone can deny this anymore.
 
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