backbreaker
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help me settle an argument. I am trying to tell me you can;'t **** your sister and law. I don't care if she isn't blood. some dudes this this **** is perfectly fine.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
is a sister n law fair game?
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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
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BackBreaker...
...what the fvck? You're losing your grip.
Or someone's fvcking using your account to make you seem irrationally silly.
...what the fvck? You're losing your grip.
Or someone's fvcking using your account to make you seem irrationally silly.
backbreaker
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dude you can't **** your sister n law!! I feel like kyle in south park lol. how the hell is not ****ing your sister n law irrational!
apparently i miss the sister n law ****ing memo or something.
apparently i miss the sister n law ****ing memo or something.
Hahahaha.... well now I have a related question. What if you want to fvck someone that will probably be your sister-in-law within the next year? My sister is in a serious relationship with a guy, and I would have a field day with his sister. Is that against these "rules" even if it's not legal yet?
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"Sister-in-law" generally refers to your brother's wife, not your brother-in-law's sister.PDubb75 said:
The former is unthinkable unless you really don't like your family for some reason.
The latter...wreck it.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
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A sister in law is your brothers wife....so no.
If you mean the sister of your brothers wife, then I see no problem with that.
If you mean the sister of your brothers wife, then I see no problem with that.
Scaramouche
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Dear Backbreaker,
Definitely No,no,no.
Definitely No,no,no.
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That's awful. To f$ck your own brother's wife is the lowest of the low.
5string
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This is hilarious!
I haven't had so much fun since we turned granny upside down and used her for chip dip.
I haven't had so much fun since we turned granny upside down and used her for chip dip.
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
backbreaker
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I mean sister n laws sister was late
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At the rate BackBreaker's mental state is devolving, this is coming.bugsquish said:
scrouds
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I would have hit my sister-in-law's sister if she wasn't a raging sl#t with 2 kids from 2 baby daddies.
backbreaker
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I don't know what I have done to piss in your fruit loops or what not, but I don't appreciate the backhand comments you have been making to me in this thread. They are uncalled for. I asked a very what I think is reasonable question. If you don't agree, cool but to call me crazy for asking a question.. I mean dude it's not that unreasonable of a ****ing question, is just not right. You don't call people crazy for not sharing your same morals or points of view. That is very childish and non DJ like. Thinking my sister and law's sister is off limits is not that big of a stretch.KarmaSutra said:
You are a poster that I respect, and I don't know nor care what beef you have with other posters, but i address issues head on, and i don't appreciate the comments. If you don't have anything constructive today please refrain from the personal attacks to my mental state, which is perfectly fine.
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
iqqi
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This thread is funny.
Made me LOL.
BB, if you reread what you you wrote, you might understand Karma's jabs. Your sentences are completely erratic and hard to understand. The first one... you were drunk maybe. But then the next day, you STILL ain't making sense, lol!
Made me LOL.BB, if you reread what you you wrote, you might understand Karma's jabs. Your sentences are completely erratic and hard to understand. The first one... you were drunk maybe. But then the next day, you STILL ain't making sense, lol!
iqqi said:
BB, if you reread what you you wrote, you might understand Karma's jabs. Your sentences are completely erratic and hard to understand. The first one... you were drunk maybe. But then the next day, you STILL ain't making sense, lol!
Look at the I had a dream thread it's even worse. I think the dude is back on the crack.
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When you aren't boozing it up or sucking a glass c0ck, you're a very insightful guy.backbreaker said:
Read your quote through sober eyes and you'll see what I mean.
Sister and law? What the fvck, or better phrased, who the fvck is that? Is that a sister in law enforcement? Is it a sister who works at a pork barbecue joint?
Read your initial post again. Nowhere did you hint, insinuate, or point to your sister-IN-law's sister.
Good to see you again IqqI. Long time...
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Dude, nature trumps law.
backbreaker
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i had been up for a day and a half at that point, i was tired and wrapping up my work that had to be done. sucking a glass ****? seriously?KarmaSutra said:
anyway, i go out of my way n ot to insult people, especially people i actually like and i actually thought i liked you and you said i was quote, sucking a glass ****? that's pretty ****ed up dude. I'm not even insulting you now. I have no time nor desire to act like that. you could have very easily asked me to clarify without throwing the **** sucking jab. I thought we were better than that man. I'm actually kinda hurt. Karma I want you to tell me exactly what I have done to you to make you say that I was sucking a glass ****.
Oh.. i just got it. really dude? dude i ahve been clean since feb 13th, 2005, over half a decade. I share some personal things about my life just to tell people hey look man, life can get pretty ugly but you don't have to stay there. look at where I was and look at what I had to go through and look at where I am now. I am not ashamed of my past in the least bit, hell i'm proud of it to be honest, so crack smoking jabs don't do **** to me.
I don't try to come off as a fake better than thou, perfect DJ who does nothing wrong. I present me as I am, the good and the bad. i'm very strong willed and a very hard worker. But yes, i'm a crackhead. I'll be the first to tell you that, because I am addicted to crack cocaine. That has no effects on who I am as a person, what i stand for, what morals I have, what my life ambitions are, but yes, if it walks like a duck, damnit it just might be a duck. I know that if I went and hit the pipe tomorrow, there is a good chance that this laptop i'm tying this on might end up in the pawn shop in a few months lol. That's something that i have to tell myself everyday, so you aren't making some hip jab at me. But I am very honest about who and what I am, and it took everything in my life, the good and the bad to get where I am today and I wouldn't' change a thing about it. Me going through that year stretch and knowing what would have happened if I were to keep doing it is what gives me the drive I have today, to seize each day as it were my last, because it very well could have been, so for that being labeled a " crackhead" is a very small price I have to pay, and will happily do so. I am thankful for my trials and tribulations. The path to get to where you want to get in life, is not always driving through the best part of town, but sometimes you have to go through the bad parts of town to get to where you ultimately need to go. am a ****ing crackhead! The day I think I might not be a crackhead, is the day I might try to convince myself that i can smoke a quarter and be done with it because i'm not really addicted. Or that I can just do it just this one time. Honestly I have lost that desire a while ago but still.
all have at this point lost all desire to be here on this forum if this is way for no reason i am going to be treated. Not that I can't put up with it, i have thick skin, but there is no point. I'm not learning anything and the stitch of the negativity here is overbearing. just like i could put up with a flaky *****y if had to but why have to. If every post I make is going to have crack smoking jabs in it and ohte rslights, then **** it. I am getting married in 3 weeks anyway (which is why I was up late trying to get this finalized). I wish you all the best and take care of yourselves.
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.