backbreaker
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help me settle an argument. I am trying to tell me you can;'t **** your sister and law. I don't care if she isn't blood. some dudes this this **** is perfectly fine.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
is a sister n law fair game?
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
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BackBreaker...
...what the fvck? You're losing your grip.
Or someone's fvcking using your account to make you seem irrationally silly.
...what the fvck? You're losing your grip.
Or someone's fvcking using your account to make you seem irrationally silly.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
dude you can't **** your sister n law!! I feel like kyle in south park lol. how the hell is not ****ing your sister n law irrational!
apparently i miss the sister n law ****ing memo or something.
apparently i miss the sister n law ****ing memo or something.
Hahahaha.... well now I have a related question. What if you want to fvck someone that will probably be your sister-in-law within the next year? My sister is in a serious relationship with a guy, and I would have a field day with his sister. Is that against these "rules" even if it's not legal yet?
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"Sister-in-law" generally refers to your brother's wife, not your brother-in-law's sister.PDubb75 said:
The former is unthinkable unless you really don't like your family for some reason.
The latter...wreck it.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
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A sister in law is your brothers wife....so no.
If you mean the sister of your brothers wife, then I see no problem with that.
If you mean the sister of your brothers wife, then I see no problem with that.
Scaramouche
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Dear Backbreaker,
Definitely No,no,no.
Definitely No,no,no.
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That's awful. To f$ck your own brother's wife is the lowest of the low.
5string
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This is hilarious!
I haven't had so much fun since we turned granny upside down and used her for chip dip.
I haven't had so much fun since we turned granny upside down and used her for chip dip.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
backbreaker
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I mean sister n laws sister was late
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At the rate BackBreaker's mental state is devolving, this is coming.bugsquish said:
scrouds
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I would have hit my sister-in-law's sister if she wasn't a raging sl#t with 2 kids from 2 baby daddies.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
I don't know what I have done to piss in your fruit loops or what not, but I don't appreciate the backhand comments you have been making to me in this thread. They are uncalled for. I asked a very what I think is reasonable question. If you don't agree, cool but to call me crazy for asking a question.. I mean dude it's not that unreasonable of a ****ing question, is just not right. You don't call people crazy for not sharing your same morals or points of view. That is very childish and non DJ like. Thinking my sister and law's sister is off limits is not that big of a stretch.KarmaSutra said:
You are a poster that I respect, and I don't know nor care what beef you have with other posters, but i address issues head on, and i don't appreciate the comments. If you don't have anything constructive today please refrain from the personal attacks to my mental state, which is perfectly fine.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
iqqi
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This thread is funny.
Made me LOL.
BB, if you reread what you you wrote, you might understand Karma's jabs. Your sentences are completely erratic and hard to understand. The first one... you were drunk maybe. But then the next day, you STILL ain't making sense, lol!
Made me LOL.BB, if you reread what you you wrote, you might understand Karma's jabs. Your sentences are completely erratic and hard to understand. The first one... you were drunk maybe. But then the next day, you STILL ain't making sense, lol!
iqqi said:
BB, if you reread what you you wrote, you might understand Karma's jabs. Your sentences are completely erratic and hard to understand. The first one... you were drunk maybe. But then the next day, you STILL ain't making sense, lol!
Look at the I had a dream thread it's even worse. I think the dude is back on the crack.
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When you aren't boozing it up or sucking a glass c0ck, you're a very insightful guy.backbreaker said:
Read your quote through sober eyes and you'll see what I mean.
Sister and law? What the fvck, or better phrased, who the fvck is that? Is that a sister in law enforcement? Is it a sister who works at a pork barbecue joint?
Read your initial post again. Nowhere did you hint, insinuate, or point to your sister-IN-law's sister.
Good to see you again IqqI. Long time...
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Dude, nature trumps law.
backbreaker
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i had been up for a day and a half at that point, i was tired and wrapping up my work that had to be done. sucking a glass ****? seriously?KarmaSutra said:
anyway, i go out of my way n ot to insult people, especially people i actually like and i actually thought i liked you and you said i was quote, sucking a glass ****? that's pretty ****ed up dude. I'm not even insulting you now. I have no time nor desire to act like that. you could have very easily asked me to clarify without throwing the **** sucking jab. I thought we were better than that man. I'm actually kinda hurt. Karma I want you to tell me exactly what I have done to you to make you say that I was sucking a glass ****.
Oh.. i just got it. really dude? dude i ahve been clean since feb 13th, 2005, over half a decade. I share some personal things about my life just to tell people hey look man, life can get pretty ugly but you don't have to stay there. look at where I was and look at what I had to go through and look at where I am now. I am not ashamed of my past in the least bit, hell i'm proud of it to be honest, so crack smoking jabs don't do **** to me.
I don't try to come off as a fake better than thou, perfect DJ who does nothing wrong. I present me as I am, the good and the bad. i'm very strong willed and a very hard worker. But yes, i'm a crackhead. I'll be the first to tell you that, because I am addicted to crack cocaine. That has no effects on who I am as a person, what i stand for, what morals I have, what my life ambitions are, but yes, if it walks like a duck, damnit it just might be a duck. I know that if I went and hit the pipe tomorrow, there is a good chance that this laptop i'm tying this on might end up in the pawn shop in a few months lol. That's something that i have to tell myself everyday, so you aren't making some hip jab at me. But I am very honest about who and what I am, and it took everything in my life, the good and the bad to get where I am today and I wouldn't' change a thing about it. Me going through that year stretch and knowing what would have happened if I were to keep doing it is what gives me the drive I have today, to seize each day as it were my last, because it very well could have been, so for that being labeled a " crackhead" is a very small price I have to pay, and will happily do so. I am thankful for my trials and tribulations. The path to get to where you want to get in life, is not always driving through the best part of town, but sometimes you have to go through the bad parts of town to get to where you ultimately need to go. am a ****ing crackhead! The day I think I might not be a crackhead, is the day I might try to convince myself that i can smoke a quarter and be done with it because i'm not really addicted. Or that I can just do it just this one time. Honestly I have lost that desire a while ago but still.
all have at this point lost all desire to be here on this forum if this is way for no reason i am going to be treated. Not that I can't put up with it, i have thick skin, but there is no point. I'm not learning anything and the stitch of the negativity here is overbearing. just like i could put up with a flaky *****y if had to but why have to. If every post I make is going to have crack smoking jabs in it and ohte rslights, then **** it. I am getting married in 3 weeks anyway (which is why I was up late trying to get this finalized). I wish you all the best and take care of yourselves.
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.